dinoa

pronounced like “quinoa”

[dinoa @antimango520]

The way that I whip around these Chappaqua streets in a mini van...I get it soccer moms

[dinoa @antimango520]

Shoutout to everyone on the metro north who overheard me recount my date in excruciating detail two separate times #lovemyfans #urwelcomefortheentertainment

[dinoa @antimango520]

Pornstar martini??? Isn't that just cum??????

[dinoa @antimango520]

@provolonepanini LMFAO DUH

[dinoa @antimango520]

The shit my school plays on the TVs at the gym kills me

[dinoa @antimango520]

Job app auto fill fucked up

[dinoa @antimango520]

Do you swing Jacob or Edward

[dinoa @antimango520]

Pol who say u shouldn't eat fruit bc it has too much sugar are miserable ppl who don't know how to enjoy their life

[dinoa @antimango520]

Personally I like to feel up my grapes before I eat them

[dinoa @antimango520]

@provolonepanini WHATS HER TWITTER

[dinoa @antimango520]

Forever searching for that high I got on the 100th day of school

[dinoa @antimango520]

@sensodyneteeth Literallt incredible omg

[dinoa @antimango520]

@sensodyneteeth Amazingggg

[dinoa @antimango520]

Formative bonding moment in female friendships is attempting to twerk when half the group can and half can’t

[dinoa @antimango520]

Half sour pickles are for pussies

[dinoa @antimango520]

My period is supposed to come in five days and I haven’t gotten it yet so naturally I’m terrified that I’m pregnant