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A professional cynic, but my hearts not in it.

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Residential apartment advertising has radicalized more normies and left-leaning people with one meaningless word:

“LUXURY”

Nothing else comes close.

They will die on this hill.

It’s a very mid apartment.

Jeff fucking Bezos is not moving in. Dontcha worry!

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@mckate112 @jazzfusionesq @bethanyshondark your mom first.

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You don't have to excuse Graham Platner "because Trump did something worse"

You simply do not equivocate. That's it.

However, the press interviewing exes for supposed scoops and thinking it's legitimate is pretty dumb!

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@bethanyshondark you interviewed an ex-girlfriend. Big scoop LOL.

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She: "I wouldn't be so sure! I'm from North Dakota originally, but Columbus is n...."

Me: "Wrong, but thanks for letting me know how you feel".

Me: [Laughs in my hometown is NYC] (which I kept it to myself for extra aura).

2/2

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I had someone (from an expensive mountain community) question why I live in Denver.

"If you are going to be in a city, why not a better one. My husband is from Columbus, so I know cit..."

Me: Never been to Columbus but I'm 100% certain Denver is better. FOH

1/2

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@mtgreenee the most objectively funny thing about this tweet, is you were a sitting CONGRESSWOMAN with real power to do something about it, and yet, nevertheless, didn't do shit.

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I understand LinkedIn and it has it's value, but man some of yall are so weird on there.

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@DAGToddBlanche Trump voter, He’ll be pardoned.

Imagine if one ounce of this same energy was directed at Epstein ring?

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@Brevity121 @FarrowMia40582 Is the cage match canceled? I heard the weather.

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@Judith01111 @FarrowMia40582 Dog Mom? U gave birth to a dog? That’s awful, I don’t think you’re that bad looking.

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@JakeSherman Yes, we all remember how the trans mice got into our barns, BIDEN!

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Trump hosting a White House performance of half-naked, sweaty men grappling in a cage.

Pride month is back! 🌈

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@RFSWarRoom @TripleH PRIDE MONTH IS BACK.

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Whew. Glad God is getting some help, finally. Close call!

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@KenPaxtonTX @DanPatrick Save some pussy for the rest of us. Sheesh.

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Backrooms, as an exterior.

[Repositioning Play @GoodGuyGuaranty]

The architecture version is like "this structure explores the ontology of materiality through tectonic morphology" and it's this

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@kellygarrity3 @BosPublicRadio Excited for clutching pearls commentary from maga voters from Iowa and Indiana.

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There is no masculinity crisis.

Some guys have always been douchebag losers.

Some guys will always be douchebag losers.

50% of the population, you’ll get all kinds.

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@abbyronson @MikeRogersForMI @MikeRogersForMI is celebrating pride y’all. Thrilled for him and his buffness.

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@RonFilipkowski HAPPY PRIDE!