Clawsome

Just sports… and PLENTY of cattitude 🐈

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Where were you for the 2021 Evan Hunter walk off against Hamilton?
#CACtion

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Everyone keeps saying that I’m the wisest man in all the land. That simply CANNOT be true. I am well aware of my own ignorance

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Trump did this

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Bros disclose

[sylas @basedproshops]

When will @Turb_nerd respond to the allegations???

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

I hate to break it to you but the great American novels already been written. It’s time to focus on making the great American 15 second vertical video!!

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

For real smh… you spend a week in Florence during junior year and now all of a sudden you’re some king of “aficionado”… YEAH RIGHT

[A******e @cutebutdangeros]

Aperol spritzes are lowkey millennial

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Stop posting your runs on Instagram!! That’s what Strava is for!! I’m not interested, NO THANK YOU!

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Alright. This time I mean it for real. No more Mr nice guy 😎

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

No more Mr nice guy

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Don’t let making a living interfere with living a life

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

THIS JUST IN: Archaeologists make astounding discovery . . . Julius Caesar was Vietnamese

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

No way all these other “people” walking around actually matter and live consequential lives like me

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Panicans are SMHing right now lol

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

“ I am curious minded about concepts and ideas” - Governor Rick Perry on the JRE

Brings me back to the belly room

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Man, all I want is a romantic night at #Tasca @Toyota in Boston, MA, USofA. Dinner and a movie, is that too much to ask for? SMH lol

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Breaking News: The #Epstein files are LITTERED with references to @Turb_nerd and @basedproshops … is no level of depravity too high??

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

@lavallee_ethan said I’m his “special boy”… weird, no?

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

No more Mr nice guy

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Luna bar?? No thanks you, I’ll have a Dr. Pepper 10!

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

If I have a daughter, I’ll tell her that she’s pretty AND smart