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[sylas @basedproshops]

When will @Turb_nerd respond to the allegations???

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

Many say this is the best date night spot on the East Coast. They also have a nice waiting area with television. Dinner and movie!

[sylas @basedproshops]

is #chillin' on the jersey shore 😎😎😎 no bennies around anymore —#localsonly. 4:30 sunsets in a ghost town never felt so good. Never forget what #hurricanesandy took from us.

[sylas @basedproshops]

Need to get back to #CamryCafe at Tasca Toyota @Toyota in Boston, Massachusetts. I was unable to order any food at the time due to renovations, but it looked delicious! :) Maybe if I am ever in Boston I will visit and get a hamburger :)

[sylas @basedproshops]

@Turb_nerd once told me he thought that 2012 Hurricane Sandy wasn't a big deal for the Jersey Shore. Could he be more insensitive to the VERY hardworking Italian American community?!? #jerseystrong

[sylas @basedproshops]

'nuff said @Turb_nerd 💅💅💅

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[sylas @basedproshops]

@QuarrionC @Mollyploofkins Would have thought a guy like you would have understood colons 🤣🤣🤣 i am just joking! in all seriousness, a colon is the correct punctuation mark in this scenario; it makes us blood and soil nationalists look week when we use wrong grammar! 😹🤔

[sylas @basedproshops]

@koalemosde sybau goofy 🤡

[sylas @basedproshops]

I respect @Turb_nerd as both a captain and as a man. I would be honored to sail in ANY vessel he helms.

[Clawsome @antlerlope]

SHOTS FIRER ‼️‼️❗️‼️❗️:

@basedproshops calls @Turb_nerd the SINFLE WORRST word a PIRATE 🏴‍☠️ can be called in the English language!!

WHO BE RIGHT ARRRRGGGG

[sylas @basedproshops]

@Turb_nerd pause, "bro"... 🤣🤣🤡

[joseph @Turb_nerd]

I, as the strong and MERCIFUL captain have decided that WEAK and SCURVY @basedproshops need not be thrown overboard. The crew filled his boots with lead (without my knowing) after his PATHETIC failed mutiny, they dragged him to me SCREAMING and CRYING

[sylas @basedproshops]

It took @Turb_nerd 10 minutes to write this post.

[joseph @Turb_nerd]

he pleaded and groveled on his knees for me to let him swab the poop deck so that is what he is doing AS WE SEAK. you are welcome @basedproshops .

ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET??

[sylas @basedproshops]

@Turb_nerd IS AFRAID TO READ WHAT I WROTE! HE THINKS BEING THROWN OVERBOARD IS A PUNISHMENT FOR A SEAFARING CAPTAIN?!?! THE SEA IS MY! DOMAIN

[sylas @basedproshops]

JUST THIS MORNINT @Turb_nerd BEGGED LIKE A DOG TO BE LET BACK ON THE JETSKI... AFTER LEAVING @cutebutdangeros TO PADDLE BACK TO SHORE... NOW HE THINKS HE HAS SEA LEGS?!? HES A LAND LUBBER IF IVE EVER SEEN ONE

[sylas @basedproshops]

I will devote the rest of my life to jetski

[sylas @basedproshops]

I AM BOYCOTTING THE HEYDAY™ 3" LIGHTNING TO 3.5MM JACK AUX AUDIO ADAPTER!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[AB @AB84]

Thinking about righting a book 🤔

[sylas @basedproshops]

@antlerlope Un traducción para mis seguidores: ¿Sarcasmo? Noooooo.... ¡no sé que que significa eso! 😏🤓

[sylas @basedproshops]

Había dos personas: A, y B. Lo que siguió fue un interacción graciosísimo 😹😹😹
A. ¿Cómo se dice “ojos” en inglés?🤔
B. Eyes.🫡
A. No!  Ice es hielo.😑
B. No, yellow es amarillo!😤😤😤
A. Ahhh 🤬🤬🤬