All I want is a
hot meal
a dog
a job offer
a new apartment
a new car
five-thousand dollars cash
my student loans payed off
world peace
happiness, and
a pair of crocs
Is that too much to ask?
“idk what it is, I just feel like shit lately”
*is a workaholic*
*is sleep deprived*
*doesn’t exercise*
*only eats chic-fil-a*
*treats any free time as an opportunity to drink*
I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.