Antoinette Morris

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Me in 2015 tryna convince everyone I was straight like:

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@piefacefella @speshmagiclady I’m collecting evidence to do you in as we speak

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@melon_chapman I thought this was a safe space

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@jessjohnson3000 I am so honoured

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My love language is googling every single thing you ever mention wanting in case I have the means to buy it for you but then not being able to and never telling you about it

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@facey2604 If I don’t make it to November tell my wife and kids I love them

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@facey2604 Fight to the death typa situation I would say

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Anyone else find it weird that other people share your birthday? Like no that’s MY birthday

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Men harass and non-consensually sexualise women and then be like “See this is why I don’t want a daughter”

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Someone explain to me why I’m ok getting on stage and telling 100 strangers about my childhood trauma but physically ran away from a shop assistant when he asked me cash or card

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Shoutout to the Parisian landlord that made an actual model of their apartment to show the layout instead of opting for the more traditional floor plan. Really going above and beyond

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@sarahalli0 Relief is a sweet sweet thing

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@sarahalli0 Omg I’ve been waiting for the die in a hole insult to come back is it back???

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@AlexKitson0 NASA are taking the piss again. Lie to me about the moon all you want but this is taking it too far. Refer to this article from trustworthy news source the sun: https://t.co/piu39Lo8o0

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@AlexKitson0 You’re a Virgo now just accept it your whole life has been a lie

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@AlexKitson0 Are you even still a Libra mate before you come on the defence

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@AlexKitson0 Apparently I’m supposed to place a lot of emphasis on my looks and as someone who rotates wearing one of 3 identical pairs of forever 21 jersey trousers she bought in 2016 I don’t identify

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@facey2604 Feel joy

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@Twatoby my ma thinks she's on the airbrush

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@facey2604 @LilNasX Did he stop for a moment???

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@facey2604 @LilNasX What would we have done tbh