@cathyreaywrites ALSO: This and the lottery love to fund new, exciting โprojectsโ rather than the actual working costs of charities that provide excellent existing services
@dalyashleydrH2o@EleanorMorton They played it at a relative's funeral, with the organ and it was like pornography for tears. Everyone just let go at once
@EleanorMorton I mean... Highland Cathedral will 100% do that to me. My brother plays pibroch (sorry for not doing the full spelling) and it remains BAFFLING
@LauraRbnsn Or you know, forced to work for free for a man who doesn't love you and kids who will leave you worn out and with no money-earning skills. SO FUN!
@i_iratus Who have they written this for? Literally WHO is going to think anything other than "actually, fair enough they should probably not have 60 properties AND the winter fuel payments" And YEAH 60 properties SHOULD be a full-time job.
I am coming to @LeicsComedyFest on 13th Feb next year and I'm already IMMODERATELY EXCITED to bring this show back in its completed form, having subjected lovely Leicesterians to it in its most chaotic form last year https://t.co/lfQVEeePHv
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes
Scientology sorry for bad religion
CIA sorry for dead kennedys
Lazy texters sorry for u2
Owl sorry for the who
Blind dog sorry for wet leg
UK beef industry sorry for madness