Ogweyo Ji

Loyalty is PRIME.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

The Netherlands hides huge trash containers underground to keep streets spotless.

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

@DaveChappelle Not many people realise you was in CON AIR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

@Iamemperor00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a dope one

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

My roommate accidentally convinced our entire apartment building that he was a government agent because he didn’t know how to end conversations normally.

It started because he ordered a shredder.

That’s it.

Just a regular office shredder from Amazon.

But the delivery guy asked,
“What do you need this for?”

And instead of saying “old bank statements” like a civilian, my roommate pauses for two full seconds and goes,

“Can’t really discuss that.”

Why would you say that.

Now the delivery guy looks nervous.
My roommate notices the nervousness.
And instead of correcting himself, he doubles down because apparently social anxiety turns him into a Batman villain.

He leans closer and says:
“Appreciate your discretion.”

The delivery guy left like he had just transported nuclear launch codes.

After that, weird things started happening.

Neighbors became oddly respectful.
People stopped asking him dumb small-talk questions in the elevator.
One old man saluted him once.

At first we thought it was coincidence.

Then our downstairs neighbor knocks on our door and quietly asks,
“Are we safe?”

My roommate, who is eating cereal at the time, just stares at him and says:
“For now.”

FOR NOW???

The neighbor looked like he was about to evacuate his family immediately.

Turns out the delivery guy had apparently told multiple people in the building that “federal people” were living on the third floor.

And honestly my roommate’s lifestyle was NOT helping.

He leaves the apartment at random hours.
Owns three identical black jackets.
Rarely explains where he’s going.
Has terrible posture but walks fast enough to seem important.

One time he came home carrying a locked briefcase.

Do you know what was inside?

A sandwich.

But nobody else knew that.

The paranoia escalated when building management installed new security cameras and my roommate casually muttered,
“About time.”

Now everybody thinks he requested surveillance upgrades.

Then came the incident with Apartment 4B.

There was a huge screaming argument downstairs around midnight.
Doors slamming.
People yelling.
Somebody crying.

The whole building could hear it.

My roommate walks into the hallway, listens for ten seconds, then calmly says:
“They’re moving earlier than expected.”

EARLIER THAN WHAT??

A woman across the hall literally gasped.

The next morning 4B had moved out unexpectedly because apparently they were already behind on rent and the fight ended the relationship.

But now the building believes my roommate orchestrated a covert extraction.

People started treating him like some kind of undercover protector.

Neighbors would randomly update him on “suspicious activity.”

One guy whispered:
“There’s a blue Honda that keeps circling the block.”

My roommate nodded and wrote something down.

Do you know what he wrote?

“Buy oat milk.”

But the guy saw the note-taking and immediately went,
“Knew it.”

Then management offered him a free parking spot “for operational convenience.”

HE TOOK IT.

At this point I asked him why he kept feeding the delusion instead of stopping it.

And he said something I’ll never forget:
“It’s gone too far to explain naturally.”

Which somehow made him sound EVEN MORE like a spy.

Then things became catastrophic.

A package got delivered to the wrong apartment and went missing.

Management called a building meeting about “recent security concerns.”

In the middle of the meeting, somebody actually turned toward my roommate and asked:
“What do you think we should do?”

This idiot crosses his arms and says:
“Keep communication limited. Don’t panic.”

The room nodded collectively.

I was watching a man fail upward into the CIA.

Then an actual police officer showed up later that week because somebody reported “possible federal surveillance activity.”

We thought the game was over.

But when the officer knocked on our door, my roommate opened it halfway, looked at the badge, and sighed like he was disappointed.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Office of the 4th President of Kenya. @4thPresidentKE]

Former First Lady Margaret Kenyatta arrives at Migaa Golf Club, for the closing ceremony of the Ghetto Classics Charity Golf Tournament, held to raise funds in support of music education and youth development through the Art of Music Foundation.

Founded in Korogocho slums, Ghetto Classics uses music education and performance opportunities to empower young people and transform communities through the arts.

[Office of the 4th President of Kenya. @4thPresidentKE]

Former First Lady Margaret Kenyatta has hailed the transformative role of art and music in empowering young people and strengthening communities, citing Ghetto Classics as a shining example of how talent, when nurtured and supported, can unlock opportunity and inspire lasting change.

Speaking during the Ghetto Classics Charity Golf Tournament at Migaa Golf Club, she celebrated the programme's 18-year journey of impacting lives through music education, mentorship, scholarships, and social support for more than 1,500 young people across Kenya.

Mrs. Kenyatta called on stakeholders to continue investing in youth development through the arts, emphasizing that such support goes beyond philanthropy to building confidence, inspiring hope, and creating new possibilities for children, families, and communities.

She reaffirmed that when communities invest in young people, they not only transform individual lives but also contribute to a more inclusive and prosperous future for society.

Read more: https://t.co/uU4GoLEev1

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

@edwinsifuna Happy 44th Mr. Future President.

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

In Kruger National Park, South Africa, veteran ranger Sipho Nkosi suffered a heart attack while on solo patrol. His vehicle was found empty, and search teams began looking for him.

What the park’s remote trail cameras revealed broke the hearts of everyone who saw the footage.

An old bull elephant — known to rangers as “Mnumzane” (Zulu for “Sir”) — had found Sipho’s body. For three full days and nights, the elephant refused to leave. He stood guard, gently touching the ranger with his trunk, chasing away hyenas and jackals that came too close, and even covering parts of the body with branches and leaves.

On the third night, the elephant was still there — visibly grieving, swaying slowly beside his fallen friend. Only when the full recovery team arrived with vehicles did Mnumzane finally step back, watching solemnly as they carried Sipho away.

Park officials later confirmed that Sipho had rescued this same elephant as a calf years earlier after poachers killed his mother. The elephant had never forgotten.

One colleague who viewed the footage whispered:

“He didn’t come to say goodbye. He came to make sure no one disrespected his brother.”

Mnumzane still visits the exact spot regularly. Rangers now leave fresh water and fruit there in honor of both.

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

"I heard Mbadi say where is Raila now, I don't want to answer but just remind..." Ida Odinga

Waah! Hii ni mwecheche 🔥 Ida amechamuka

Is like mbadi has irked the Odinga's Family including even winnie odinga and Ruth odinga

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

That moment Deputy president thought the waiting vehicle was meant to chauffer President Uhuru but president Uhuru had no problem letting the DP use the vehicle.

Hii ni yako,oh is that so? Eee!

Two things, there is no way the Dp would have been caught by suprise it means he was guided by protocols but Uhuru broke the protocol.

[Murenzi Abdallaziz @MAbdallaziz]

President Kagame is a man full of respect.

When he was at JKIA leaving for Kigali, he waited for the ADC assigned to him to finish his salute and then went ahead to shake his hand to appreciate him for his service while in Kenya. Respect costs nothing.

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

UNUSUAL
For the first time, professional filmmaking equipment made by China’s DJI was used during President XI JINPING’s reception of his guest, U.S. President DONALD TRUMP.

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

YES BANA & FINALE should be played at the @ChampionsLeague finals. @KHALIGRAPH @sautisol BIEN,@WilliamsRuto

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

@snaynek5 @_shakenya @Mizani254 @eli_likuyani @wmuchelle The name of the recorder itself

[Ogweyo Ji @antonietor]

@mumiasfinest it's actually a thing, hizo parcels you just put up temp structures mukianza kusumbuana, wakupatie the amounts agreed, add appreciation value, wakifika bei, nayo nayo.

[Noper. @Skipper32872A]

@libsoftiktok

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

When driving at night, you sometimes deliberately let another car go ahead of you so it acts as your "guinea pig". If they hit a bump or a pothole, you know it’s time to slow down

[Watches of Espionage @watchesofespion]

Secret Service HAWKEYE Pelagos LHD unit watch on the stage last night. Counter Assault Team - (CAT aka Hawkeye) commissioned a custom Tudor Pelagos LHD "unit watch" with a red HAWKEYE on the dial and the Team’s insignia of a CAT's paw around a Secret Service Star on the caseback.

[Shad @Shad_khalif]

You can be cool but not as cool as this agent in a crumpled suit casually slinging around a $15,000 (Kes 1.9Million) Heckler and Koch MP7.