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[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

Le apunto con el dedo y le digo CH! NO EH

[fish @k2comix_]

yearn

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

mice if they became humans

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

[Adamabo @semiinteresting]

Got called Armando-san in an email at work from Japan

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Friend that has been wandering the catacombs for 34 years: Catacombs tonight bro?

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Just had my end-of-quarter review and they decided they're putting me down

[Serena Destripada🐰 @soymimila]

mientras crema y dratante sigan juntos seguiré creyendo en el amor

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

merry christmas eve to my favorite tweet of all time

[雉粕喵 @regice_kijinyan]

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[a_shishh @Ashis_h_]

When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there's a temptation to ask “with who?” Resist it. Instead ask “with whom?” Speak good English no matter the circumstances.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new