AntonyGituuro

[AntonyGituuro @antonygituuro]

@BMW King in the Jungle.

[Ricky Warutere🇰🇪 @ericwarutere]

@tito_antony @AugustinGithaka Mtalipa expressway wiki mbili mrudi chini. An expressway will not solve the pangani bottleneck

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

#SomeoneTellSouthAfrica Lwanda Magere would totally kick Shaka Zulu's ass.

[@Mwangi Mwariri🇰🇪 @SammygeeSm]

@moneyacademyKE I'm the first in my bloodline to read something positive in the morning from Moe's account mamae😊😂.
New govt— H.E. ameapishwa

[Aisha Bahmud @3ashun]

He said it 😂💍

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

David Munyua has booked his place at Alexandra Palace ✅

[Sid @SjNdigro]

Homelander angekuwa ashatumaliza sisi sote juu ya hii shortage ya maziwa.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

I visited mercedes factory today and I'd like to categorically state my love for BMW has never been stronger.
Dhenks

[Parody account of myself @samdave69]

I can bet you a thousand shillings that Ruto will stage something like this in one his upcoming staged public rallies.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Ni izo muratina

[Connie dlamini @Conniedlamini4]

September please don’t come with character development😭
I’ve developed enough character this year.
I want MONEY now. 💀

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

Imagine leaving someone who gets you this well, only to end up with an uptight partner 😭😭

[AntonyGituuro @antonygituuro]

@Hillahillaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too. Three phones since this April 2026. On my 4th phone now

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[AntonyGituuro @antonygituuro]

@KENYANSOM @kharsh_art Other countries can have presidents as young as 35 na sisi hatuwezi? Hii ufala ya kueka wazee on a pedestal iishe

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Being an adult taught me that having extra money means I probably forgot to pay something.

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Never seem to be in a hurry — hurrying betrays a lack of control over yourself and over time.

Always seem patient , as if you know that everything will come to you eventually.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[❣︎ @tara0t_]

I enjoyed reading dictionaries as a child