Boris Worm

bowling shoes. CSU 22

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Private Tier @Jayseki]

Lunchables ("Baby's First MRE") are an indoctrination tool of the military-industrial complex, discuss

[sally, titan of industry @sally124445]

I think it’s fun to come back to the office from PTO a little beat up and bruised. Sunburned and peeling. Let em know you really went for it

[Grace @gracecamille_]

the voices in the air conditioner just whispered to me that i am pilot of my own life and am capable of extraordinary change

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

what’d ya think about my “snoopy goes excavating but he’s not very good at it”-isu (name is still a work in progress)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going

[Spencer Barrett @spencerbarrett]

They never gave me parasitic diarrhea

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[. @mithkii]

I’m going to be the first woman in my bloodline to get a useless masters degree

[🦇 @psychovampiree]

as a friend the only thing ill do behind your back is look at your ass

[27. @dimvji]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life next week

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

might fuck around and become unresponsive to stimuli. just to fuck with this researcher's experiment

[Kyra @nottamuse]

Did you smoke cig butts off the ground outside of the gas station growing up or did you have a good childhood

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[chance @chanceposts]

Bored. Might go sit at a bar and do a crossword until a beautiful woman approaches me

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

i left your father cuz he wasn't posting me on instagram