Sorely missed Victorian slang:
8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
@HalifaxBank morning, I’m having problems viewing one of my credit cards on the app. Current acc, savings and other CC are visible though. App advises me to call or try again later.