Lawrence Marshalian

Does comedy and creative things.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

Not sure what's gonna drop first, #Battlefield6 or #WW3.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@AmericanAir @cerealOverride We're at 4 hours and 40 minutes anyone that loves to watch misery beautifully unfold into rage

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@AmericanAir @cerealOverride New record for being on hold to get a refund for my flight being delayed 4 hours before being canceled at 2:00am with a voucher that was issued for the day before that I didn't use because I stayed in the airport to catch a flight back home after my trip was messed up. Help!

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@AmericanAir We're at 4 hours and 40 minutes anyone that loves to watch misery beautifully unfold into rage

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@AmericanAir New record for being on hold to get a refund for my flight being delayed 4 hours before being canceled at 2:00am with a voucher that was issued for the day before that I didn't use because I stayed in the airport to catch a flight back home after my trip was messed up. Help!

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

I am textual chaos, destroyer of conversations

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

A political candidate who is charismatic and reasonable and isn’t extreme. Can it happen?

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

Couches are just beds that haven't come out yet

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

#Prigozhin , seen here attempting a military coup on #Putin 2 months ago with the #Wagner group, was involved in an "unexpected" plane crash in #Russia near Moscow.

"Wow, there's no way we could have seen this coming." - not a single person.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@MAstronomers Ok this is definitely Nevada

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@downinthewell What’s one thing bigger cities can benefit from smaller towns. This answer has to exclude being my friend.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

This is crazy but a cute girl audibly pushed out a tiny lil’ fart near me.We made eye contact & since I’m an honorable man,I took the blame & apologized to nearby people.

Twitter Fact Check: This story is a lie, there was no girl, it was Lawrence. He tried to blame a nearby dog.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@downinthewell How many times did you think today, “I’m really gonna enjoy seeing my buddy Lawrence in Madrid and when we rent Vespa’s we’re gonna be the talk of the town”

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@drtymountainman Explain this to me when we’re shirtless on FaceTime please

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

You fools, it’s already driving. Soon Ai will signal left, and drive straight for 10 minutes.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

There is a new trend on Tik Tok where you find someone named Lawrence Marshalian who currently lives in Spain but is a resident of Los Angeles and you just like give me money and kisses. It’s weird. I guess everyone is doing it

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

Me when I see literally anything

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@cheerfulclips What a beautiful moment. Kindness is a strength that gets over looked too often.

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@KevinHart4real @conROYGBIV this is a gold move

[Lawrence Marshalian @antsoncandy]

@arianaunext @PopCrave Some context before you rev up.