Kaymah

GOD Fearing,Passionate about Music n Life.Trying as much as i can to keep it Simple. GOD'S SON

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

So that they can be getting free money from him.

Once a woman says "I can't date you, but we can be friends" just know that she wants to turn you into her mumu ATM.

Many of those women are thieves.

Above all, love God.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

If your bro opens up to you...

And you use it against him,

You're a loser.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

So after the mattresses, LPG cylinders, milk packets, and the last-minute rush of government projects, the return on investment is 13%?

It turns out voters cannot always be bought, and political theatre has its limits. No amount of last-minute generosity can substitute for public trust.

The ballot box has a habit of humbling those who mistake state resources and campaign handouts for genuine support. That is a lesson no spin doctor can rewrite.

😂😂😂😂

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. Stop telling people what you're going through, nobodyyyyyy cares. Deal with your problems alone. Pity is only reserved for women and children.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Ile whipping Kasongo anafanyiwa pale Ol Kalou ni mbaya sana,akubali tu murima imeenda. Infact if I was him I would fire Kabogo and all those useless murima CSs and give it to other areas in this last year to try woo them. Give another Luo CS,Luhya CS,Coast na huko North Eastern and even Kisii atafute Kura.
Murima votes are gone time to invest somewhere else or else he is going back to Sugoi very early in the morning!!!
Much respect to Senator Methu for running a solid campaign against the bribing UDA,Kula kwa Kasongo Kura kwa united opposition!!

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The Senator for Nyandarua knew what he was saying & doing. He has away of engaging his constituents. Listen to this & see how they mock Ruto on spending so much and getting nothing. I love how sarcastic he is with the government.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Government bloggers,
Where exactly are you today? Ama you’re doubling up as goons? Really waiting for your posts on Ol Kalou. May this be a reminder that THE PEOPLE SHALL!!
WANTAM🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The funniest tweet I have read today is about a road being tarmacked yesterday and people using it today....only in Ol Kalou! Ruto thinks Kenyans ni malaya he can buy whenever he wants.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

You're actually not broke; you're just facing life without Daddy's money, rich relatives, connections, or selling your body. You're such a great person, standing strong in the storm.

[Eric @amerix]

5 Years ago, in July 2021,

USD 50,000 was allegedly found in Muchelule's office.

Muchelule was then arrested.

In 2026, his unlicensed firearm was found at a crime scene.

Is this a coincidence?

Why has he not been arrested and prosecuted?

Something is wrong somewhere.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

All Afrikan presidents deserve jail terms.

Afrika remains one of the poorest places on earth, yet it gives the world most of its resources.

These presidents have gone to bed with Western leaders to sell off our motherland.

Fuck the @_AfricanUnion.

Fuck all Afrikan presidents.

[Eric @amerix]

The X algo is now better. I can see posts from people I follow and also from my followers with whom we actively engage.

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

Wait... WHAT?! 😳

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Good morning H.E @_KithureKindiki

[Self Upgrade @selfupgrade222]

10 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK UPPER CLASS:

1. White teeth
2. Quality perfume
3. Good style
4. Good posture
5. A watch
6. Good hair
7. Clear skin
8. Good energy
9. Discipline
10. Self respect

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

MOST MEN ARE ADDICTED TO FAKES:

- PORN is fake sex.
- ALCOHOL is fake fun.
- JUNK food is fake nutrition.
- DRUGS are fake happiness.
- SMOKING is fake calm.
- SOCIAL MEDIA is fake connection.

Don’t lose yourself chasing fakes.

[Dr. Roselyn Akombe @DrRoselynAkombe]

Nothing is more powerful than a people determined to embarrass a thief!

Dawa ni #LindaKura

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Kenya is the only country in the world where citizen will go down in history (Ol Kalou) for conducting a search on police officers... 😆😆. They forced all police officers to come down from their cars, and each one had to open their bags to confirm what they were carrying... Wueh! Khabusie!

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Women can lie with their mouth,

But their facial expression revel the truth.

Watch closely.

Liars always over explain and use more words to describe their story.