Anurag Mishra

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

Fake story with fake bill.
Just for engagement farming.

[Pooja @poojaofficial5]

Last month, I planned a trip to Uttarakhand,
and my friend said

"Take my Safari and enjoy the trip comfortably."

I got super excited
thinking,
"Wow, mountain roads in a luxury SUV ?
This trip is going to be amazing."

The whole trip was going perfectly
until while getting out of a parking spot,
the car lightly bumped into another vehicle.

The damage was not very serious
but my heartbeat instantly went into Full Speed mode.

The very first thought in my mind was
"Somehow,my friend should never find out about this."

So I quickly found a local garage
and gave the car for repair.

I was thinking in my mind
"it will probably cost around ₹5-7k."

But the moment the mechanic handed me the bill,
I felt the ground slip beneath my feet.

₹29,000

I kept staring at the bill for a few seconds,
it honestly felt like
my bank account had committed the accident, not me.

After a lot of requests and bargaining,
the amount was finally settled at ₹27,000.

Finally, after spending so much,
I couldn’t hide it anymore
and told my friend the whole truth.

I thought
now I will get scolded,
a long lecture,
or maybe even lose the friendship.

But his reply left me speechless for 2 minutes.

"You idiot
you should have just told me,
The car had insurance
it would have been repaired easily through a claim."

That moment I realized
sometimes the real loss dose not happen because of the accident,
it happens because of fear and trying to hide things.

Tell me honestly
have you ever suffered a bigger loss just trying to hide a mistake ?

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

What a beautiful explanation of Entropy. Too good is this girl’s clarity and understanding of spirituality & philosophy

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@Paytmcare @X The access to customer care is only allowed through the app.
Once I can't access the app how do I raise a complaint.?

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@Paytmcare
I am unable to login into my Paytm account.
Msg is displayed that my Mobile no has been blocked.
Please resolve.

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@Paytmcare Hi @Paytmcare
I am unable to access my account since 17 May and raised a complaint through @X
It's been 6 days and no one reached out to me nor the problem is sorted.
Unfortunately there is no way to reach customer care. What should I do now.

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@AirIndiaX
This has happened today.

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@Paytmcare I have sent a DM. Please check.

[Babu Bhaiya @Shahrcasm]

Scenes in Tamil Nadu Assembly Soon...

[JinxXed @talk2jinxxed]

Remember this interview??

The way BJP is sweeping #Assam, Himanta Biswa really meant it when he said “Chunav mei Congress se bhi 30 logo ko ticket mei dunga” 😭 😭 😭

#electionresult2026

[Sonika Dutta @Sonika_dutt]

The one who takes pride in their own existence walks in the deepest darkness

This clip shows us that in the lap of nature everything is prefixed

Be Happy and Positive always ✨️

[madhu trehan @madhutrehan]

Guess how many western music artists stole from Asha Bhonsle? Check this out!

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@abhymurarka The important part of the tweet is:
"choose contentment"
Numbers are just an analogy. If someone is not happy with 1 Cr he/she will not be happy with 10000 cr either.

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@CricketCentrl Absolutely correct.
It's bad fashion sense.
The dress doesn't suit the occasion and looks highly unprofessional.

[Rudrakant Pathak @Sanatni251189]

पिछले दो हफ्तों से अपनी माँ और बहन की

लगातार आती हिचकियों से परेशान एक

आदमी दोनों को डॉक्टर के पास लेकर गया।

डॉक्टर ने चैकअप किया, सारे जरूरी टेस्ट

कराए और रिपोर्ट्स आने के बाद आदमी को

अपने कैबिन में बुलाया।...

डॉक्टर : " सारी रिपोर्ट्स नॉर्मल हैं। लेकिन

एक बात बताओ, 15-20 दिन पहले तुमने

कोई नया सामान खरीदा है क्या ? "

आदमी (बेहद खुश होकर) : " हाँ, डॉक्टर

साहब। 15 दिन पहले, एकदम नई, एकदम

कड़क, एकदम झकास, बुलेट मोटरसाइकिल

खरीदी है। "

डॉक्टर : " उस गाड़ी में, राॅयल एनफील्ड

कंपनी का साइलेंसर निकालकर अधिक

आवाज करने वाला साइलेंसर लगवाया है

क्या ? "

आदमी (बेहद आश्चर्यचकित होते हुए) : " हाँ

डॉक्टर साहब, एकदम तीखी और कड़क

आवाज आती है साइलेंसर से और बीच बीच

में तेज फटाके वाली आवाज भी निकाली जा

सकती है। लेकिन आपको कैसे पता चला, ये

सब ? "

डॉक्टर : " ये बीमारी अब कॉमन हो गई है।

कारण तुम रास्ते पर कड़क, जोरदार आवाज

करते, फटाके उड़ाते बढ़ते जाते हो और पीछे

लोग तुम्हारी माँ और बहन को याद करते

रहते हैं। "

'" अब, सबसे पहले एक काम करो। मोटर

साइकिल का वर्तमान साइलेंसर अलग करो

और कंपनी ने जो दिया था, उसे वापस

लगाओ। "

" तुम्हारी माँ और बहन दोनों स्वस्थ हो

जायेंगी। "😅😝

बहुत परेशान होकर की गई पोस्ट kisi ke dwara

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

This is also brilliant 😁

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

When Hamza had encounter with this guy for the first time where he says - Yeh toh petrol hain be.

Aditya Dhar knew that those Pakistani may check Hamza that way so he made sure Hamza has access to original petrol not the ethanol mixed petrol.

How Hamza got access of 100% petrol instead of E20 petrol with the help of ministry will be shown as back story in Dhurandhar 2.

Detailing level Dhar saab 🫡

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Finally, a Thar video that has a satisfying end...

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@ajeetbharti ॐ शान्ति 🙏

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

Brilliant 😍

[Zaira Nizaam 🇮🇳 @Zaira_Nizaam]

Benefits to Middle Class in #Budget :

1. Unemployed people will not have to pay income tax.

2. House tax and water tax have been waived 100% for the homeless.

3. Free petrol for those who do not own a vehicle.

4. Road tax and toll tax will not be charged from cyclists.

5. Free education for children of couples who do not have children.

6. No GST on breathing.

7. No GST on funeral prayers.

8. No service tax on home cooked food for personal consumption.

9. No tax on sun shine falling on your roof.

10. No service tax on going to bank to check your bank statement.

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

@TheSincereDude This is a clear order.
The military is given a free hand to take appropriate action.
Why are you trying to give different meaning to it.?

[Anurag Mishra @anureyan]

Ramesh and Suresh intrude in Rohan and Ajay's story.
Whisky and CA degree is an awesome cocktail.

[CA Paaras Gangwal @ThetaVegaCap]

In 2004, Rohan bought 2 acres just 10 km away from the city, for ₹12 lakh.

People laughed.

He stayed patient.

At the same time, Ajay used the same ₹12 lakh to buy 2 flats inside the city.
Good location. Rental income. Felt like a smart move.

Fast forward to 2026⏳

Ramesh’s land is now worth ₹8 crore.
Suresh’s flats? Around ₹1.5 crore after years of maintenance, repairs, and aging.

Same money.
Same time.
Very different outcomes.

Lesson:

Land needs vision + patience.
Flats are for living, not wealth creation.

Land = investment 🌱
Flat = expense 🏠

#Investing