mittens romney 🍉

farmer’s wife ♥️ daughter of god

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

I will die for my country, Ridgewood, Queens

[Ridgewood Crave @Ridgewood_Crave]

Ridgewood Sober:

[em @emweener]

there needs to be a chinese way to say inshallah

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

I have plenty of payment options available, just FYI

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Active Shooter

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow. The Pope was just asked his stance on migration. His answer is amazing:

“I would change the question: what is the global North doing to help the global South in its situation that forces them to migrate.”

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

VC funded gravity bong startups in 2026 😍

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

shoulda never smoked that shit- now I’m on ChatGPT asking it “top 20 social skills”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my Gen Z coworker presenting our awful pitch deck

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

oh but when i had this saved on my phone they wouldn’t let me back into the country

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

how a guy taking benadryl sees the world

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” Yeah, well I wanna see more people hating on Austin, Texas

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Head and no more Israel

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[no @zedonarrival]

if zohran left his $2300 rent stabilized apartment today it would next be occupied by a recent grad moving to nyc for a $95k fintech analyst job not the poor single mom cuomo invented in his head

[mittens romney 🍉 @anustart97]

Taking my age gap boyfriend to get a McFlurry to celebrate him signing his divorce papers