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[Aparichit @AparichitChitti]

@Mrsinha @HathwalaThakur @narendramodi @nsitharaman Make it make sense!
BJP is going down in 2029 and so are you.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@kkstau So E20 can very well be E30 or above..
This is daylight robbery!

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@gurjota

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@charmyh E49 Juice 💀

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@AnkitChaubeyIN Go for the safest option.
Money should not be a concern.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@volklub Nexon 2020 Petrol was giving ~11 (city)
Now it’s barely reaching 8.5

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@gharkekalesh 1. Buy a Rottweiler pup and train it for few months.
2. Start using the elevator without a muzzle.
3. See the smirk fade away real fast.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@NCMIndiaa Dogs be like

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@Dreams_realites Just buy pliers and cut the nail man

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@ThePlacardGuy @airtelindia You get priority access by paying more!
It’s everywhere, even at temples.
Why only callout “for-profit” businesses?

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@Ankittskedia Yeah I saw it and it was utter BS.
His employees should give him a copy of the resignation letter only after their last working day 😂

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@NewsAlgebraIND Stop freebies?

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

Did @KapilSharmaK9 handed a “DEKHO BALI” award to a blind guy at The Great Indian Kapil Show? 💀

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

Update:
@zomato added me on a concall with the restaurant and I had to explain the case to the restaurant manger.
Surprise, Zomato refunded for the value of Paneer Tikka Masala only!
How do I eat the chapatis Assholes?

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

So @zomato sends Chicken instead of Paneer and has to audacity to ask that you should enable veg mode.
Shivkant from Zomato customer care, be more humane and see the consumer history before asking for a video proof of Non Veg item from vegetarian consumers.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@vipinsarohayt @IndianOilcl Stop paying dividend (government holds 51.5%) and keep the prices low @IndianOilcl

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@suritalreja Clear incentive to move out of the India for work.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@piyushbodaa Bro trains are generally late and they do lose a lot of time at the station waiting.
Always tip when ordering on train.

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@narendramodi Haan ye karlo pehle

[CA साहब @anutoshjain]

@swapniljain89 Baigan ka bharta kaise banaoge dost 😆