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[Adam @catchyoulater72]

@ReviewNonLeague Wythy Town player aimed a flying kick at one of the Alty players heads then got bollocked by mum ......

[🥢 succulent chinese meal 🥢 @JxxSucculent]

This is a nice memory 😔
Funny bugger

#samneill

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

A new one for the terraces, @England? 🎶

Total Eclipse of @DjedSpence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✨

📞 08085 909 693 📲 85058 🐦 #BBC606

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

I need to start watching more of the Cambodian Premier League 😱🇰🇭

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Whoever came up with this deserves a standing ovation. 😂😂😂
“Stop the bungs” with Count Binface standing on the beach while Nigel Farage rows away in a boat full of cash… satire doesn’t get much better than this.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ed Sheeran performed a private gig for the England team, making the players appreciate just how lucky Jordan Henderson was to leave the squad early

[Orpington Cyclist @CycleOrpington]

Count Binface's battle bus arrives in Clacton

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

The beauty of what’s happening in UK politics isn’t just Farage having his thunder stolen from all directions. The Binface saga is proving what Britain is REALLY about and it’s not the shit sold by the far right… True Britishness is, at its heart, about MERCILESS pisstaking.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Farage vs The Establishment
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a crooked cunt.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Matty @CoopzFM]

Massive credit to Blyth Town who may be the first football club in HISTORY to have a deep fat fryer in the men’s toilets. Fantastic facilities. #NonLeague

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Anyway, we all know Farage is a cuntclump, back to the footie, as I’ve been sent so many great memes 🤣🤣😂

[Gerry @guinnessaddick]

I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Multimillionaire private school boy attempts to win safe seat he already holds in bid to stick it to the establishment.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have been the victim of an establishment stitch-up! Dark forces are conspiring to get me out of politics. These mysterious forces have done this by:
-making me hide a £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire then lobby the Bank of England on behalf of crypto billionaires
-forcing me to let a convicted fraudster pay for my staff and security while I have free use of his house
-tricking me into buying two houses for cash
-making me say I bought a house in Clacton then making me change my mind and say my girlfriend bought it, even though she couldn’t afford it, because that meant I would save £44,000 in tax.
I trust this clarifies once and for all how I am very much the innocent party in all this.