anxious giraffe

Make a movie with yo bitch, steven speilnigga

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

oh Stewart you have the voluptuous tank tops

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

skinny nigga but my neck tall

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

ecstasy is why your college exists wake up america

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

THAT WAS COMEDY GOLD

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

Bin laden these dishes in the dish washer

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

what they never saw a giraffe in a grocery store

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

HOW BOUT YOU HELP ME FIND MY CEREAL INSTEAD OF STARING FCUK.. inconsiderate

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

@kclebel hot

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

I have the shingles in my hooves

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

Rhinos can suck my stubs #plumpudding

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

Whilst dragging grocery carts thru the aisle, make sure you stop in the middle

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

find me on aim

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

blinded by the light

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

There's a hole in my bucket

[goose @hostile_goose]

14 goats in a room. 1 of them has no fur so they cover it in baby oil and toss it around the room for 6 hrs.

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

WGAT IS LOVE BABY HURT ME PLEASE

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

BRON BRON

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

all i know is revenge i will rule you

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

Im really good at being places

[anxious giraffe @anxious_giraffe]

THEY'RE FUCKING LIGHTNING RODS