anna ✨

[ae @aethereaters]

when star trek gets sold off in the eventual dumping of assets because paramount is so bloated and underwater, which will align with woke phase 3 and the great boomer die off, canon spirk is gonna go so crazy

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Giant Salamanders are one of the most fantasy-coded creatures to exist, together with axolotls and Norwegians

[Ropha Clara @RophaClaraBluer]

is this an evolutionary trait of humanity like that obsession with stick and stone?

[taylor swiss @cattrash22]

Let’s be wide with mama

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

proposing marriage with the novelty George W. Bush Shoe-Throwing Incident ring

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[som ✦ they/them @somnoire]

ball of dog

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

It’s over…

[romy 👽 disco s2 @butchspock]

being a feminist and also a fan of anything from the 60s

[vivien leigh updates @ritagayworths]

you are not to be king, you little crrrybaby. you are to be eaten by the romans!

[trinky swinky @trinkyswinky]

his twin….

[Mind @MindChanPlay]

be like :

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here