esoteric wizard

enter the wizard’s dungeon

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

I am sexy but without functioning object permanence

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

@fromthecryptid LMAOOO my bf and I were discussing the severity level of actually committing the act and the fine isn’t that bad in retrospect compared to what I thought it would be … but I won’t do it </3

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

When your flesh is weak but the spirit is willing ‼️💯🔥

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Tearing up a rotisserie chicken in my lap and smoking a cigarette after a day of counting pills and answering prescription questions. I am protected by all things beautiful and good

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Asked my bf if I looked ok before heading to work and he told me I’m “about to start a nuclear serve-pocalypse”

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Had aux today at work while filling scripts (playing beach house etc) and walked away for two seconds to help a patient and came back to Bladee playing loud as fuck. Ruined my aura

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Kissing up on my bf ringworm idgaf

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Made my bf an elaborate art / music zine when we first met that had some julie lyrics in it and now he’s driving me to see them live this weekend in another state. I suffered for years to earn a love like this

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Boyfriend just said he puts himself in harms way every morning waking me up

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Future pharmacist double fisting zyns and cigarettes to get through the day

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Bf reciting norm McDonald bits to me like bro I Am Trying To Touch You

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

I am driving just so everybody knows

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

Going to get my bf pregnant

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

I hate men so much because one grabbed the crystal castles album out in front of me when I was looking at it.

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

;3

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

White people be like “my dad said the n word today”

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

The mold in my vents have been giving me prophetic dreams if anybody wants to lend an ear

[esoteric wizard @anyang3l]

@girlbussy Girl idk this looks good to me but I’m Slavic so