Anya Trybulec

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

this is so stan tw coded when twitter didn’t even exist back then

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/5GyK8EU0LA

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

don’t fuckin’ talk to him when he’s drankin’ his Hi-C orange drank

[. @ForeverElSanto]

a whole ass man btw

[Anya Trybulec @anyatryb]

The “heroic dose” of psychedelics, according to Johns Hopkins | Dr. Matt... https://t.co/tHrMuOeaWw via @YouTube

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

hope i get serotonin for christmas

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

So help me God if these chestnuts were roasted on a closed fire i will lose my fucking mind

[Jackson Hayes @jacksonhvisuals]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

when i hear a girl say something negative abt herself in the bar bathroom

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

dentist: let’s take a look at-

me: [swallows teeth] no

[alex @walkingbisexual]

this ruined my day and it's not even noon yet

[ugh @gIitering]

my ex told me the only reason i have guy friends is because they want to fuck me and tbh i think about it every time i’m fucking my guy friends

[Chris @marzman0]

Yes. Smoke that cigar in your high school graduation gown. You are so fucking cool. Do not stop. You are so god damn cool, fuck. I can't handle it, I can't. Fuck, that's so cool. Fuck. Fuck dude how can I be as cool as you

[ryan @ryantheleader]

when your dog hasn’t seen you for 8 hours