AoValar

Turning the hourglass again

[AoValar @ao_valar]

@bluglothree @IKaggern @veilleorsep Being fat is not the usual bp issue

[Lone @gaisericss]

The excessive posts about activision ruining Halo with micro transactions and such shows that no one was actually playing modern Halo this whole time after all

[Imlatenotsorry @imlatenotsorry]

“He’s handsome, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but he looks like a Hollywood actor, not a federal agent who’s constantly fighting zombies and bioterrorism.

Making him a little more balding would improve the game. No man over 50 has that much hair, it’s just not realistic.”

[TheAlabastard 🏒🏋🏼‍♀️🐈🤟🏻 @ThatAlabastard]

I will never forget the email Todd forwarded while he was still working at Microsoft. It outlined the basics of hygiene, why you need deodorant, there wasn't a caste system in the US & why you don't haggle with the cafeteria staff.The target demographic wasn't the white employees

[Kokona's Top Guy @AnotherKTG]

I wish women could be cute whimsical creatures like this instead of the evil hellspawn creatures actively dismantling western civilization that they currently are

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is like when they catch a serial killer and they find out that he was already picking out his next victim just before they caught him

[Arkadalo® @Arkadalo]

WTF is going on in Indiantown, Florida.

So let me get this straight.

The son was getting bullied, so dad drove him to the bus stop. Dad is talking to the bus driver about the black kids who were jumping on his boy. Then the black kids hop off the bus and walk up on a grown man like they’re some big bad thugs.

Usual Suspects. Acting hard. Talking tough. Until they got checked real quick.

Dad told them to stay back. They kept coming. He pulled a legal gun and they suddenly remembered they weren’t invincible. Nobody got shot. Nobody even got touched. Then dad drove around the corner, flagged down a deputy himself, and told the truth.

Sheriff said he was the victim. Stand your ground. Legal carry. No charges. He didn’t even want to press charges on the kids who started it.

And now the usual suspects are playing victim because a gun got pulled on them after they started the mess. They want that dad locked up.

You start shit at a bus stop, square up on somebody’s father, then cry racism when you get checked?

Yeah. That’s the part that doesn’t add up.

[Coaltweet @coaltweet]

• Clavicular was 19
• Alexandra Mandouza was 17
• Age of consent in Massachusetts is 16
• Both were drunk
• She sent him love letters
• Went to police months later

Every male influencer who is buying this is an enemy.

[unruly forest @DwightMan17]

The conclusion that "israel is da real nazis" rather than "the nazis may have had some foresight" is a testament to how good the indoctrination is

[Damascus 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FlowersSunRain_]

Wow the left looks way better, this might be the first rema-
*Gets a message through my earpiece.*
Oh.

[ColoradoAlex @ColoradoAlex3]

"Why aren't teenagers interested in dating?"
Well, for starters, because every possible institution that used to be available for teens to enjoy themselves and stretch their independence has been steadily eliminated, all because we can't be honest about who the troublemakers are.

[えびふりゃ @ebihurya332]

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[Umbra @krokobyaka]

Yordle maids!

[Rexballs The Profile Name: The Quest for PyraBooba @KaizokuBalls]

He’s right, he’s vindicated, and if i was him i’d be so fucking mad that we have an abundance of sexual gachaslop that literally sell truckloads and my humble niche franchise about big breast ninja girls is essentially dead

[ARiKo@C108新刊通販中 @AAAAAAriko]

Who cites papers with center alignment, doesn’t even italicize the journal name… and ON TOP OF THAT, abbreviating the journal name in the first ref but spelling it out in the second 😭 If I were the coauthor I’d ditch so fast lmao

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Professor Hulk's dab has been replaced with a 67 meme for ‘AVENGERS ENDGAME ENCORE'.

(via: Deadline)

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

The author of Dara-San had a stroke, & through sheer force of will, rehabilitated himself in order to draw this. Their art speaks to the human spirit.

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

Godspeed to the kendo autists going your form is shit to this JAV actress I’m too focused on her huge tits but Godspeed to them

[Amos @b_556x45]

Indian scammer tried to use my card number.

Bank caught it and disabled my card.

Call my bank and talk to Indian customer support, order new card.

In the meantime, miss a car insurance payment, Indian insurance agent calls me to nag me over it.

I’m sick of these poople.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Just the title, the main character, the name of the enemy faction, the name of the *other* enemy faction, the name the enemy faction calls the main character, the location created to seek refuge from the other enemy faction, the quotes uttered the by leader of the other enemy faction, and the second to last thing said by main character in the original trilogy is the last words spoken by Christ on the cross