aoife

plymouth/london | oh brother this guy stinks!

[aoife @aoifepng]

maybe the first salon i went to didn’t do it properly but when i got my biab taken off the guy was so shook that he had to cut my nails down so short bc they’d been so damaged

[Mon @monldn]

Biab don’t strengthen no fuckin nails. They still shave down n damage ur nails when taking off

[aoife @aoifepng]

really normal way to talk about a person

[Salomé🕊️ @theymademeleave]

Lena Dunham is actually quite beautiful. She just insists on being fat and wearing bad outfits. Her entire career, she’s been set on doing something different and not letting her looks be why she is famous, and I respect that a lot.

[aoife @aoifepng]

#rothnawasrobbed

[aoife @aoifepng]

have successfully indoctrinated another soul (my boyfriend) into the zodiac (2007, dir. david fincher) cult

[aoife @aoifepng]

ntm on eating custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon 🤚🏼

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

[aoife @aoifepng]

didn’t like any of exo’s new album

[aoife @aoifepng]

is hugh jackman okay financially why is he in every film right now

[The Death of Robin Hood @DeathOfRH_UK]

The legend was a lie. THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD starring Hugh Jackman, Jodie Comer and Bill Skarsgård. Coming to Cinemas Soon.

[aoife @aoifepng]

imagine if danny boyle died and kier starmer called him a bitch

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Trump slams director Rob Reiner after he was killed in his LA home:

“a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away...reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME,”

[aoife @aoifepng]

just laughed at a reel of a five nights at freddy’s character saying 67

[aoife @aoifepng]

my 9/11

[48RH @48RequestHour]

AKB48 Mukaichi Mion announced graduation.

[aoife @aoifepng]

the new fun thing my instagram reels has been showing me is videos of ai generated wise old chinese men talking about how lazy women are a blessing to the household

[aoife @aoifepng]

does anyone else not press the button on the bus too soon after the bus has left a stop in case it turns around and goes back to that previous stop because the driver thinks you forgot to get off there

[aoife @aoifepng]

so sad that edgar wright is just terminally washed now

[aoife @aoifepng]

so you’re telling me this isn’t the guy from who’s line is it anyway?

[poly @buddienotess]

amazed by this video its even better than the gif

[aoife @aoifepng]

@ro_si_e uber should allow minus ratings

[aoife @aoifepng]

canva down

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Snapchat, Canva, Duolingo, Zoom, Amazon, MyFitnessPal, Fortnite, Signal, Roblox and more are currently down.

[aoife @aoifepng]

@ro_si_e it’s probably in my mind palace somewhere

[aoife @aoifepng]

@ro_si_e some backstory to unpack here

[aoife @aoifepng]

@ro_si_e surprised you’re even allowed to hold a ‘fake’ wedding a church tbh

[aoife @aoifepng]

i miss her :( she replied to my insta story in 2019 she was so nice

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

There has been a spell cast to erase rina sawayama from the minds of the entire population of earth and only a few of us remember