Kayla 🔮

overeducated, under-loved millennial. she/her

[Kayla 🔮 @aokayla]

Adulting is putting a “meeting” on your calendar during the @jonasbrothers fan pre-sale

[bia @teracherous]

I’M OUTSIDE THE NEW HEIGHTS PODCAST AND I CAN HEAR THEM SOUNDCHECKING MARY’S SONG

[ale 💐🌱🍅🐞🪲 @aletoowelll]

TS12 I’m your meemaw and I think you’re going to be a rock album

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Michelle Obama said Bravo is her sports and I felt that

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

just saw a reel that said kristen doute was 30 during season 2 of vanderpump rules and suddenly i feel okay again

[THE BIGGEST. @kaee_1]

I watch law and order svu 24/7 & you mean to tell me New York gave diddy a slap on the wrist ? this would’ve never happened if Carisi was on the case

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

pregaming love island with season one of vanderpump rules after spending a day in the sun

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Hang it in the Louvre. #SummerHouse

[Colonel Calhoun @CalhounColonel]

When they tell you, you have to wear something other than an Eagles sweatshirt:

[mika ★ @reesespheeses]

geno posing for the camera okay diva

[trash jones @jzux]

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[clare @sadderlizards]

she gets it

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Not a man in site

[OkaForPrez @ctkevb]

Seen on Reddit: “the best solo ball performance since Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France”

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Girl they already know their way around 😭😭😭😭

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

mood today

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

Heather Gay just inspired every gay man in America to wreak havoc at brunch this weekend #RHOSLC