Alex O'Shannessy

Parody Account. My views are someone else's.

[Alex O'Shannessy @aosh5]

@BDM715 @goodside Looks like I've got some free time coming up soon

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@MattThompson @BDM715 uh oh

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@BDM715 @mrjoelsmith @SaveVidBot Kindly get fucked.

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@jimlong31 Ambitious

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@wstrange @PRGuy17 Everyone except @FinalsEssendon. That's a 🤖 we need to keep

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At least I know where I'll be census night

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@wstrange @cruumbs ?

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@Bobsully12 @oz_f Scomo: It's a hammer drill
Everyone: 🤦‍♂️

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@NedBalmeLives Good day that!

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@sirswampthing @AFL

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@BDM715 @sirswampthing @AFL @brisbanelions @HawthornFC Unbelievable areas

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@Njjamieson @jackfurey Over 700 goals in 251 games playing in the middle 😲😲😲. Unbelievable

[Alex O'Shannessy @aosh5]

Just in case Gil gets on twitter tonight, shortened quarters is bad

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@BDM715 If I'm already dead, I can't die 🤔

[David King @davidking34]

When the Kangaroos missed on Dusty, De Goey and Gaff they got hammered for not being able to get deals over the line. Carlton not be able to secure Jack Martin is worse than any of those swings and misses.
Don’t give me this pre season draft waffle.

[Alex O'Shannessy @aosh5]

@GerardWhateley @CWilliamsJockey @WillMack90 @BDM715 Ashy Jockey Factory

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@BDM715 #FreePapley

[SuperFooty (AFL) @superfooty]

Carey's call: Carlton's top pick for...
Tom Bugg, Dom Tyson and Sam Frost?
That's a big call, Wayne: https://t.co/KaY4cRNna8 #AFLDaily

[Sportsbet @sportsbetcomau]

Great to see Stokes left some tickets for his cell mates
#Ashes

[Alex O'Shannessy @aosh5]

@CarltonFC @HawthornFC Except when he dropped in the hole when @BrendanFevola25 was on 99 goals... 🙄