The life of a boomer:
- Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job.
- Worked at the same company for 30 years.
- Bought a house at 22 with a single income.
- The wife could stay home and raise the kids.
- The monthly mortgage cost less than a Netflix subscription today
- Networking happened at the strip club.
- “Work hard and you’ll get ahead” was actually true
- Promotions meant life-changing money and not just a pizza party.
- Passed their generational trauma on to their kids.
- Collected a good pension while the system starts to wobble.
- Sold their house for 30 times what they paid
- Tells their kids to quit with all the little trips.
What you need to know about the new Social Media Ban in the UK:
1. All persons under 16 are prohibited from accessing social media platforms without verified parental supervision.
2. Parental supervision must be logged digitally through the UK. gov app.
3. Parents must approve each post, comment, like, or share in real-time.
4. Failure to supervise constitutes negligent digital guardianship.
5. Penalties for negligent digital guardianship include fines up to £10,000 and potential removal of devices from the household.
6. Educational use is not exempt.
7. Mental health considerations are not exempt.
8. Checking the weather on a browser that could access social media counts as attempted access.
9. Screenshots of banned platforms are treated as contraband.
10. Discussing banned platforms in school counts as conspiracy to access.
11. Parents who express disagreement with these rules online will have their supervision privileges revoked.
12. Any family member can report violations anonymously (encouraged).
Compliance is mandatory.
Britain is safer for it.
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