Aurojit Panda

Assistant Professor working on systems and networking @nyuniversity. I have moved to discuss dot systems, where I am also apanda.

[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

We also have:
- Contributed talks on a variety of topics.
- Talk videos for all of the accepted papers.
- A Discord server where you can discuss all this (and more) with others!

More information can be found at https://t.co/XI9C2tPjq9. We hope you join us tomorrow!!

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[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

NINeS 2026 is tomorrow! We have just posted (at https://t.co/XI9C2tPjq9) details on how to join the livestream, which starts at 1am UTC, and will let you experience what is going on at several pods and also hear our keynotes. We hope you join us.

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[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

You can now read the papers that were accepted at NINeS. Find them at https://t.co/k9zwK8xYih.

[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

NINeS is in a few weeks (February 10). If you are at (or near) Hong Kong, London, New York or Boston, consider going to a pod. See https://t.co/61TQInf5go for details!

[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

We are getting closer to the NINeS deadline (October 1).

Watch Scott talk about why you should submit your work to NINeS!

[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

This week, we hear @natefoster 's response to Why Nines? A cat is involved in producing the video, but like many good producers does not appear in the video.

[New Ideas in Networked Systems @NINeSconference]

📢 We are excited to announce NINeS, a new online conference dedicated to bold, foundational ideas in networked systems! Submissions due Oct 1; event on Feb 10. Join us! https://t.co/Dd7Die9alY #NINeS

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@BjornerNikolaj So I should expect a combination of optics and optimization: might I suggest "Opt" as the title :)

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

Exciting news: 2025 is an odd number, which means it is a year with HotOS.

The 2025 edition will be held at Banff (in Canada) in mid-May. The CFP is now out at https://t.co/YOdIlTag72, papers are due on January 15th.

Please submit your most fun systems idea.

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@moyix It isn't limited to Tailscale. I have to disconnect from a self-managed Wireguard tunnel before being able to login. The NYU SSO site is weird.

[Talia Ringer 🕊🪬 @TaliaRinger]

OH: Why do aliens never visit the solar system? Because it only has one star.

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@johnregehr @georgemporter A relative computer sounds a bit simpler to understand than a quantum one :)

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@georgemporter In what model of computation? Turing machines have no time, so I think this is linear in num1+num2. Similarly for old enough kernels, which used interrupts for time keeping, still linear? Also, the function returns a number larger than num1+num2 :)

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@ShriramKMurthi @justinesherry Neh. They are in a gourd in the sky.

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@justinesherry Timing diagram is what I use, and also what tools and such seem to use.

[typedfemale @typedfemale]

who would win? millions of TPU-hours of RL or two cheeky austrians 😜 https://t.co/80S5gHZ6bW

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@danrkports @justinesherry This sounds like a very slippery slope.

[Aditya Akella @adityaakella]

@NeerajaJY and I are excited to announce that the @ACMSIGCOMM HotNets 2022 (Austin, TX) invitation lottery is now open. You can enter at https://t.co/LfcjdXOFKr no later than Thursday, October 5th. And please help spread the word around! 🙏

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@lorisdanto @justinesherry @danrkports @johnregehr @koronkebitch Oh. I did not know/remember that slow loris looked so similar to lemurs.

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@lorisdanto @justinesherry @danrkports @johnregehr @koronkebitch A lemur is a great choice!!

[Aurojit Panda @apanda]

@lorisdanto @justinesherry @danrkports @johnregehr @koronkebitch Oh, what is your guess? We usually have a long Slack debate trying to pick animals.