Austin Parsons

Full-time Husband, Father, & Friend. Part-time BBQ Connoisseur, Cook, & Judge.

[Austin Parsons @aparsons1127]

@Braden_Keith I think we need to start posting / outing some of these behaviors.

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@Braden_Keith Sucks that kind of stuff could happen, but just makes you realize that it’s the collective integrity of all involved (for whatever that’s worth) that holds it together.

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@Braden_Keith Heck, doesn’t even have to be that hard. Really good swimmer swims in the lane of their buddy that is trying to get a cut to a championship meet. As a Referee, it would be really hard for me to have any idea that the boy in lane 7 is not the boy that’s supposed to be in lane 7.

[Austin Parsons @aparsons1127]

@Michael_J_New @SouthwestAir Could someone explain to me how @SouthwestAir is now different from other airlines in terms of bag fees, boarding groups, assigned seats - with preferred & extra legroom seats costing more?

People acting like they are going to go to some other airline that doesn’t do all that??

[Austin Parsons @aparsons1127]

@Michael_J_New @SouthwestAir Thanks for the reminder. I’m a frequent ALP flyer on @SouthwestAir & I love the changes! Flown many times this year already & have had zero issues & in fact have had a generally BETTER experience than before th changes. Keep it up, @SouthwestAir

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@TChrisGeorge @SouthwestAir @Delta @united Haha - I think you were the guy next to me on the flight. Exit row. I ended up jumping on that 6:00 train out of Milwaukee. Had a nice dinner downtown & now am at the hotel bar. Good luck the rest of your journey. Saw the plane just finally landed in MDW.

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Hey @Apple, how we coming with this?? Crazy how simple this seems. By the way, I’ve done the steps you described above. Let’s make it happen. Auto-scroll from top to bottom!

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Hey @Apple when I tap anywhere near the top of my iPhone screen the screen automatically scrolls to the very top of whatever window is open. This is fantastic.

BUT, why can the opposite not be true when tapping the bottom of the screen?

Seems like an easy iOS fix.

[Austin Parsons @aparsons1127]

@petermillar @RBC_Heritage Will there be a spot on your website (maybe where other tournaments are located) to see RBC / HTGL gear?

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@swimswim48 By “they” you mean the Florida swimmers, correct?

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@Braden_Keith One thing for sure…..ain’t NO WAY and official is seeing and making that call live. Referee is looking at blocks, S/T are watching takeoffs, stroke judges are focused on 15m. Only person with a shot would be the 15m judge closest to starter & I’m guessing angle would be bad…

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@Braden_Keith The really amazing part is that he somehow recovered speed and managed to still win despite submarining the start!!

[Austin Parsons @aparsons1127]

@ButtstrokeSwim The wild piece is that the pool in Nashville where the Walsh girls trained growing up is named after…….Tracy Caulkins.

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@Braden_Keith Crazy.

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@Austin_Vols If UGA loses in ATL, I think it would be a swap with TX. Wed end up going there. We need TX to beat UGA & perhaps we swap with UGA & get the home game. They’re not going to drop the loser out & letting us play them makes everyone else happy by having to knock each other out

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@TheBiasedVol07 @AD_DannyWhite @Vol_Football

[Tennessee Athletics @Vol_Sports]

just when we thought it couldn't get better 🤩

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@ZeroContextVols @CfieldsVFL Let’s worry about Cats first before we move on to dogs.