Apartment 132

You're not cool enough to live here.

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just deleting this unused twitter account

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The end of Apartment 132 is now. Goodbye world :(

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iDrunk

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"Being the best actor in porn is like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome." -Krysta Olsen

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The legacy that has been Apt. 132 will conclude on May 31

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"Quickie is just another way of saying 'quiche.'" - @MITCH0W ...what?

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"If my son told me he were gay, all I would say is '...ok...this tie, or THIS tie?'" - @MITCH0W

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"For the perfect children, you need to have sex with volleyball players." -Ian Burke. #wordsofwisdom

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The sad wall will be used tonight. #aptPredictions

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"Modeling is a gateway job to porn." Krysta Olsen.

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@dkthorsen that would be the worst. Their babies would be so ridiculous that you puke.

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@dkthorsen good, it got pregnant and had a baby bookshelf to store her female things.

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@dkthorsen Not even. The live-in house wench had to do it for him sense he kept ironing wrinkles into his pants.

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My favorite part about my roommate not asking before using the iron in my closet is when he doesn't put it back.

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"I'd fuck the zebra one" -Ian Burke.

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How great would it be if UMW got told to cut a bunch of useless administrators? #UMWbureaucracy

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That awkward moment when your roommate chooses to fight with his girlfriend in the living room and you need to get food. #fucktheseguys

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Registered orgasm donor.

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@moniquedelacruz I just wanted to know if she could sign a legal contract.

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@moniquedelacruz Is she 18 yet?