Corey Laub

Executive Chef

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@wjz They almost got me! 😅

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@allygreer @bberg1010 I used my friends apartment that I moved into when her ex bf moved out. didn't actually apartment hunt myself at all

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@bberg1010 @allygreer didn't know I still had a Twitter! look in Uptown, cool area / where I am. river north is good too!

[IsDCStreetcarOpen @IsStreetcarOpen]

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[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@Kerbelkr id sit on that

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

3am. Drake sits stalking an ex on Facebook. Her most recent status reads "What can I go as for Halloween?"

"Just be yourself," he comments.

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@iamtovelo just got your album. It's awesome!

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@Sellerrs SPOILER ALERT

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@wmata holding at a station for 30 min on a Friday night after a 14 hour day because of single tracking is NOT okay.

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

Every time I think I shouldn't waste money driving and parking at work, I take the metro and immediately reminded why it sucks so badly

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

Okay, time to get out of bed

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@Kerbelkr I'm watching too!

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

Only in a restaurant is 6 people sharing an apple a completely normal thing

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@chefchadwells @ladyhawke82 @SteveVilnit @theunmanlychef @scott_cover I'll be around next Tuesday and could help you out

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@bberg1010 who's Mindy and peter?

[The French Laundry @_TFL_]

Thank You! #CaptainClutch #MrNovember #Respect #Jeter

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

I need @arwestmor for that new denzel movie

[Corey Laub @cslaub]

@ladyhawke82 yep. And hone

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake pushes B to stop his Bulbasaur from evolving. He leans in close to his Game Boy. "You don't have to change for me," he whispers.