ESPN: “There’s a girl working for us that doesn’t know who Barry Sanders is and gets a pedicure during live segments, but let’s fire the guy that’s been here 40 years instead!”
If you are a US Citizen and you aren’t rooting for USA against Belgium, you are a traitor. No other way to put it. You can’t be trusted if you are rooting against your own country in the World Cup.
Remember when Jalen Brunson dropped 45 points in a close out game in San Antonio to secure the 1st New York Knicks Championship in 53 years…….
Wow what a time!
Reggie Miller and Trae Young made an entire careers off beating the Knicks once, but the Knicks arent allowed to ever mention who they beat. When it hasn't even been 1 week.
Fuck outta here.
Josh Hart admits that when the Knicks saw the Spurs emotional and crying after winning the Western Conference Finals they knew they were food
(Via @Roommates__Show, h/t @Kazeem)
KNICKS DERANGEMENT SYNDROME:
Some symptoms include:
- Claiming you “analytically won” a game when you actually lost.
- Thinking you “absolutely dominated a series” when you lost 4 out of 5 games.
- Believing an NBA title is just a “participation trophy”
Drop more symptoms in the replies.
Now that we've successfully exposed the affair between a married NFL coach and an NFL reporter, can our crack team of national journalists please give us a quick update on the $16 billion of tax payer money that was fraudulently handed out to fake Somali daycares in Minneapolis?