Ashley P.

Your friendly neighborhood math doctor and proud dog mom of Gladys.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Steve Kerr on the election

Kerr: “I believe in democracy. I think the American people have spoken and voted for Trump. I want him to do well the next four years. I want our country to do well.”

Kerr (sarcastically): “I'm just thankful there wasn't any voting fraud this time. Last time, all those illegal immigrants who crashed the border, raped and murdered people and then voted six times, that was unfortunate. But thankfully this time everything was clean. It's great that every election has been really valid except for that last one four years ago. Twinkle in my eye as I say that, in case you didn't see it.”

Listen to his full answer below 👇🏼

🎥: @NoaDalzell

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@pitdesi @Sarahsomnia

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

65 yards in 85 seconds. Buckeyes 🔛🔝

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Heads up! Heads way up!

[WNBA @WNBA]

Sabrina Ionescu (@sabrina_i20) just set the all-time record for NBA or WNBA with a score of 37 PTS in the FINAL ROUND of the #Starry3PT Contest to be crowned the NEW 3-PT CHAMPION 🏆 | @starrylemonlime

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

For all the fucking idiots who couldn’t do basic internet research and spread this hateful nonsense, here ya go. Misinformation directly harms people. Don’t be an unintentional pawn falling for fear-mongering.

[10TV @10TV]

There’s never been evidence of a school providing litter boxes for students ‘identifying as cats.’ Here’s how the rumor started https://t.co/TIb2AzbAB8

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@RanthonyEdmonds @TheGarbanzoBean @RogueMathGuy

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I sure as fuck wouldn't go fucking apeshit and riot if Joe Biden were arrested for criming. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

THIS PHOTO.

HISTORY.

[ESPN @espn]

The moment LeBron made history 🤩

(via @NBA)

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@chipmomma @baylo15 17 Again, Stick It, Step Up…

One of my favorite genres 😅

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@chipmomma @baylo15 The Parent Trap

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@chipmomma @baylo15 Just My Luck, A Walk To Remember

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

The top two Democratic-run states (CA and NY) used independent or court-drawn maps, while the top GOP-run states (FL and TX) used partisan maps gerrymandered by the GOP. Plus,Ohio used a GOP map ruled unconstitutional. If it wasn’t for this, Democrats would hold the House easily.

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@JoMaddenSports @booby_miles_

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

Getting a good night sleep after weeks of little sleep makes you feel like you have super powers.

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

@11W @TiaLRose

[Ashley P. @apatrone11]

Actual footage of me trying to teach class today sweating my tits off