Austin Binder

It's only awkward if you make it awkward

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@Conna @stoolpresidente You get 15s inspection time. Planning first moves from inspection is a huge skill and adds a lot more than just turning fast

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@maxhoma23 Unfortunately Scottie doesn’t pass the eye test @BigRandyNLU

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@KylePorterCBS The Barn rat falling down on 17 after hitting a 50 yard hook to 20 ft

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Can we get some Arnie Palmie Rodie Sodas up in there?

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Tis not about the size of the dongle,
But the data in the shaft

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@lilsamsquanch66 @onlytmrw Looks like you did some cross and sune OLL but no F2L or PLL. 2 step PLL is only 6 algs, you can do it! Start with that H perm at the end M2 U M2 U2 M2 U M2

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@flushingitgolf Throwback to the weirdest looking hole in one and not being able to celebrate since all the bars were closed

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Y’all remember in Toy Story when the etch-a-sketch told Woody to kill himself?

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@Conna Absolute misinformation

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Which innovation is better?

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Who remembers when I gained 145lbs my Freshman year and then lost an inch of height the following year?

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Thick thighs save lives but mine have been ripping my pants

[Trillionaire Mindset @trillionairepod]

pat sajak: maybe we’ll give you a trip tonight
ben: what do you mean by that?

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Cool it NBA, I am straight

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

Milly: “Mister Softee?”
Me: “I told you to stop calling me that”

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

There’s no odometer on an elephant

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

NFT, Non Fungible Titties

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

The hustle never stops

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars

[Austin Binder @apbinder16]

@Redistrict Have we seen enough?

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Congrats to my dog @MikeEvans13_ on getting the ring he deserves. Love you for life my g