LongApe the stoic dude

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[Mosubiya @Sizeze_O]

I find it funny that the person who hates you most at work is usually someone who doesn't even stand a chance of taking your position..kore di qualifications, experience ha tshola le ha e le sepe🤣o kgona go itlhela nurse a tlhoile Doctor😂kore a sa mo rate hela ka gore ke doctor

[Rex Ruthor, MD @rxbiu]

The ABCD resuscitation protocol is really the BODMAS of the medical world.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Have a small wedding, invite 15 people.

Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won't die.

[Maadzi Una @unamulale]

This is where we are and it’s so sad and disheartening. Please get your prescribed medication from a registered and ‘legal’ pharmacy… Pilisi tsa strata/black market ng ng 💔💔

[LongApe the stoic dude @apeIong]

I thought he will be smart this season

[Mel @khethiwe85]

Babeile annoys me Shem yeses 😩😩😩 #skeemsaam

[LongApe the stoic dude @apeIong]

@BagotsiBagotsi Bana ba UB, i think they got away with it cos you could just slot in the course ya retake ha credit di shorta during that particular semester Dtef e sa lemoge...

[#taola ⚕ @angiechuma]

Who told African countries to be allergic to factories and to wait for investors?

[Gaspar @CaptainGaspar]

One thing our public health service will do,is try by all means to make sure that no child is born with HIV/AIDS.
I really wish Batswana could meet them half way.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Lamilton Taeshawn @GaoneJuju]

Mathata a lona le tlabo le re we should be clear about our intentions, ha re nna clear lea re tima. Le kgonwa ke go aketswa hela🤞🏾🥲

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

First in my bloodline to ignore what ever the bloodline believes in

[LongApe the stoic dude @apeIong]

I'm happy that i won't be experiencing that cold weather for the next 4 years after experiencing it for 27+ years...😂😂😂

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

Residents of Lobatse, Goodhope and Kanye… Le sharp? 🥶

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing about me, I’m going to mute a group message.. almost immediately.

[Setlhomo Raymond Tshwanelang🕵🏾 @StizzyWizzyRay]

Most Batswana ba lehuha. They don’t want you to be better than them. Even now when you hear gotwe ditiro ha di yo, know that it’s all crap. Ditiro di teng. Only those responsible to hire don’t want to. Ba itshoga gore you gonna be better than them.

[Maadzi Una @unamulale]

Sigh…. Botswana o a lapisa guys. Legale; ga ke kgale 🤷🏾‍♀️

[LongApe the stoic dude @apeIong]

@GaoneJuju @GermanTank_BW Mathata we like signing stuff re sa thodimele thata, i am sure go na le clause gone mo form ya indemnity e e bua ka tsone dikgang tsa go ngwega mo sepatela, ba ikhetsha o teng...

[T. @__T_touch]

These two are proof that couples really do start looking alike after marriage 💍🔥

[LongApe the stoic dude @apeIong]

@WhatsApp We want to post statuses in HD

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

Hey @WhatsApp 👋🏻 Thank you for the new username update… But honestly? We just wanted to upload statuses in HD. Is that too much to ask? Sigh.