LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.
With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.
The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”
After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.
That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.
Chat, conclusion homeboys and I came to is:
If a girl has a bigger than average nose, she can suck dick, if its a regular nose it'll be regular head
If its droopy eyes AND a beak, unforgettable experience
Thoughts??