starbust❤️

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Chloe @Chloetesfaye03]

i suck dick purely for my own pleasure i don’t really gaf how it feels for him

[stoney @stonedmazes]

boybutt be so hot i forget that’s the poop hole

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

gay guys be like i need to have sex about this

[e :): @godwithalittleg]

the méxico jersey stays ON during sex

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Grace @gracecamille_]

went to bed at 11 instead of 2 AM omg do you all feel like this all the time???????

[Dan Bochman @DanBochman]

Typical coding day with Claude (Opus 4.8)

- explain to Claude the task (5 minutes)
- Claude implements task (10 minutes)

me: "Why is this necessary?"
Claude: "You're right to push back! I over-engineered this!"
- Repeat x87 times (13 hours)

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

can smell my balls through my shorts

[starbust❤️ @vxobxny]

@asockhaver @Pulcys ffr I gasped

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[bigsmooth @yenktaiya]

bottoming.

[june @oomflover64]

born to lick armpits, forced to taste deodorant

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[Drag Doll ♥️ @DragDollCo]

Hiring Manager: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:

[starbust❤️ @vxobxny]

@Clav0Updates botched omg :(

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money