Mike the Apeman

I am a cybernetic organism in an organic world. Okay, not really. I'm just an Apeman that might happen to own a Cylon.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@SpotterBrett Dude, NJ's Gov Murphy named the damn building after our Health director...the woman who needs no introduction, Judy Persichilli. She gave the order to send non-symptomatic COVID-positive patients back to nursing homes. Over 10,000 COVID deaths on her watch, and she followed Fauci

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@CharlesK58512 @bobpockrass Disney has an entire department that watches for this, so I'm sure others do too. Heard countless stories of Etsy shops getting shut down for selling unlicensed merch.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@jacobsteuwe @jeff_gluck This aged well.🤣

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@VStottlemyer @SteveLovesAmmo This.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@BtownBombers18 @jeff_gluck @Knighter01 We used to go to Pocono on Fridays for qualifying. 90% of the drivers would come out of the garage and sign all the way up the pit wall on the way to their cars. (Only Junior, Jeff, and Jimmie walked on the far side.) Cost $10 to get the pit pass.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@honeymoon250 Why would they when they all have cameras on their phones now?

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

So, back in Dec I ordered cupping devices from @Revomadichelp. Took almost a month to get my order.
Now I ordered an accessory kit on Feb 2, still hasn't shipped. Canned answers about delays.
Quite frankly, the product is ok, but the customer service is TERRIBLE.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@Revomadichelp Here we go again! Ordered an attachment kit almost 2 weeks ago and - SHOCKER! - can't tell me when it will ship! Email to customer service gets answered with a form letter.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@AlexForbesOps Yeah, there are decent Amish, but they are also the largest operators of puppy mills in the country. Don't care how nice their sheds are, the horrors I've seen will always trump that.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

Wait.....WHAT!?!

[Brent Johnson @johnsb01]

Oh, yes, that is a video of new New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill rapping and dancing with Naughty By Nature on stage at her inaugural ball last night at the American Dream mega-mall …

https://t.co/uS3b6wGDla

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@BrodiiKDB A math student showing how the math don't math is literally the mathiest thing on the planet right now.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@beefyfinance @mrmikeMTL Damn you for speaking the truth.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@Rainmaker1973 A 2nd mortgage to pay for all that.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@GeoRebekah Just like the woman I am married to is The Wife because, in my micro-universe, she is the only Wife in existence. Hence THE Wife.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@GeoRebekah When it was discovered, there was only one known in existence, hence it was The Moon. Name stuck. Just a theory.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Friends, the iconic “PIVOT!” scene was almost impossible to film.

David Schwimmer yelled so absurdly that Aniston and Perry kept breaking character, crying from laughter.

He later said: “I think it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in my life.”

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@otokyo It's happened before, would certainly happen again if they ever got another dog.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

Hey @CoryBooker, remember when you were pledging to build a new state-of-the-art no-kill animal shelter back when you were mayor? Neither you nor @barakaras followed that thru, so how about helping now when it's needed: https://t.co/idfo99lVip

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@revomadic I'd LOVE to say that I did just that, but y'all can't even tell me when my order will ship! Took that money real quick though.

[Mike the Apeman @ApemanCylon]

@GovMurphy Shouldn't you be packing up to get out?