ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

tha e cho seachad

[FKA twigs @FKAtwigs]

a star of our generation 💔

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Time traveller: *steps on a butterfly*

Shailene Woodley:

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

he’s not going to lose don’t piss me off

[Oliver Gausden @DinomiteVGC]

For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:

- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"

- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin

- He might actually lose

[Kyle Mangione-Smith @gay_kyle2]

Lowkey yeah this is kinda a gag The New York Post

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@qLxke_ who’s invited?

[isadora 🏰| saint alia of the knife worshipper @lovergirldany]

they dropped the ball so bad with the kids, Haley repeating Claire's story of getting pregnant and marrying young, Alex with Haley's ex and not seeking grad school, Manny whole person and personality, Lily's lack of real personality, Luke just... there i guess

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

*loud incorrect buzzer*

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@qLxke_ let’s get some viking

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@OregonMapGuy scottish greens were in government for like 3 years

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@MattZeitlin no that seems to be the position of one guy telling a joke at a football match

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

If kids played outside nowadays, we'd end up with a 17.00 curfew for under 18s because pensioners don't like the noise

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

beautiful girl sat in my section tried to tell me she had celiacs disease but i thought she said she had Silly Ex disease and i was like oh honey im afflicted too and the cure is margaritas!

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@fran3kly @slackkejakke i think people overestimate the strength of Welsh bc the overall numbers are so much higher. it’s still in decline and has been declining at a higher rate than Gaelic in recent decades

[Paul Bland Robot Fighter @blandCinema]

This is so politically incorrect it makes me want to do a woke cancel culture

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

can’t stop thinking about the four chicks in green

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@SebMilbank you’ll live

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@qLxke_ who up disclosing they day

[ribs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aphextwiink]

@XiWellWisher @Eldercraft6 you’re really mean and cruel. not an appealing personality trait!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Guess which country has a higher rate of knife crime than the UK