Rat @ Vet Tech Student

a legendary loser

[julia @eathedocument]

went out of my comfort zone to order a fun cocktail only for it to be served like this

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[angel @angelvcwings]

oh u have a praise kink? *sticks gold star sticker on ur forehead* good girl !

[ᩭᘏᗢ @shobioberry]

if you have no motivation,

𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓲𝓶.

make your bed for OIKAWA
clean your room for OIKAWA
make yourself lunch for OIKAWA
study for OIKAWA
brush your teeth for OIKAWA
drink water for OIKAWA

[cait 🍵 ‎ @zayniecafe]

zayne’s fingers to your bladder name a fruit

[ennui @GorillaGripperz]

u guys seriously like dragon dick, older brother dick, alien dick, mermaid dicks, and snowman dick but cant accept werewolf dick?

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

I’m browsing comics in a geeky/nerdy store. A woman walks in and asks one of the guys at the counter:

Customer: “I need to get one of those weird-headed figures for my nephew.”

She points at the walls of Funko Pops.

Cashier: “Do you know which one he wants?”

Customer: “Star… something.”

Cashier: “Star… Wars? Star Trek?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Cashier: “Which one?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Cashier: “How old is he?”

Customer: “Fourteen.”

Cashier: “Hmm, if he were younger, it might be Star Wars, but I know a lot of teens who are into Star Trek now. Does he like Darth Vader or Captain Picard?”

Customer: “I don’t know what any of those words mean.”

Cashier: “Is he into pew pew bang bang, or utopian space socialism?”

Customer: “What the h*** are you talking about?!”

I decide to help.

Me: “Ma’am, is your nephew the kind of kid who would do sports or join the debate team?”

Customer: “He’s… on the football team. Why is that relevant?”

Cashier & I: *Simultaneously.* “Star Wars.”

The cashier takes the customer to the ‘Star Wars’ section of the Funko Wall.

Cashier: “All of these are Star Wars.”

Customer: *Getting out a folded piece of paper.* “This is what he wants.”

The paper has ‘Ahsoka Tano’ written on it, and the cashier and I share a look of “couldn’t you have started with that?!”

The cashier got the Funko for her (she still didn’t know what she was buying, but she was happy to get out of there), and the cashier’s coworkers started mocking the cashier for how he tried to differentiate between the ‘Star’ franchises, resulting in a series of similar attempts by the rest of the workers after the customer had left:

Other Worker #1: “Ma’am, does your nephew like cowboys in space, or civil servants in space?”

Other Worker #2: “Ma’am, is he into space wizards or space accountants?”

Other Worker #3: “Ma’am, does he enjoy prophecies or performance reviews?”

And my attempt:

Me: “Ma’am, would he rather overthrow the government or work for it?”

[Venta 🛸 @ventafps]

please stop putting captain americas giant dong on my timeline

[Robin × @deaddrabble]

Atsumu checks google reviews for Onigiri Miya once a week and if he finds one star reviews, he searches for the person on socmed and blocks them on any platform: fb, twt, insta.. His PR team is MAD. "Literally how did you find him on candy crush and why WOULD YOU BLOCK HIM THERE"

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

bro they don’t be playin that shit on there😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🤠 @bvnnyalt]

God I love soft dumbification. The “let your thoughts go, you don’t need them” and “no thinking, that’s for me to do” I have to just obey when they’re being so sweet about it. How could I not let my brain be wiped when you’re so polite in telling me?

[Jiji 🇪🇬 is unraveled |RESTRICTED @JijiGOAT]

Coach Ukai with Karasuno

[アマノガワ🧜🏻‍♂️🪸 @neco_ga__suki]

ホムラのシャボン玉攻撃🫧

[ydine @ydineydine]

"it reminds me of him"
#haikyuu #ハイキュー

[konnie @RIVALKEITH]

sigh....... is anyone even hungry for 15k+ words of soft dom ilya with oral fixation & dry humping shane these days.........

[days since yuri last read: 0 @CRYlNTHERAIN]

I can’t even imagine how vivimeng must feel right now. imagine ur coming up on your 10th year anniversary with your loving girlfriend who studied your art to take over some of the animation as a passion project and now your ocs are getting an anime. That’s their fpreg baby dude.

[ko 🐕 @atsuomi7]

kiyoomi's pretty feet dangling in the air next to atsumu's head while he's fucking him so good his cute toes keep curling in a way that drives him crazy and u expect him NOT to take them in his mouth ?? be serious

[jax🌊 @_matchaboom]

sakuatsu

atsumu crashing his car & banging his arm up pretty badly. emt kiyoomi in the back of the ambulance w him fixing his oxygen mask.
"breathe. yes, good boy."
his heart rate picks up instantly, kiyoomi notices and laughs.
"calm down, princess."
atsumu is in love.