Jason Welder

I look under the hood of backend engine of a system and fix it. Mechanic and plumber of APIs. Also known as software engineer.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@signulll Where is ass kisser in chief Jensen? Was he not invited?

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@ifOnlyKantala USA is truly blessed by the geography bro. Not australia. Sports sure, 40% of it's great. But scorpions, venomous unrecognisable insects, even mosquitos are freaking large. Heat is equally bad. Norway is 2nd after USA.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@deedydas If 1 million people run their agents at the same time to reserve restaurants or concerts with limited seating. Whose agents win and grab the spots?

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 @Old_But_Gold50s]

An 18-year-old girl, a classical guitar, and one of Paganini’s most famous technical challenges. Haruna Miyagawa performs Caprice No. 24 with remarkable finesse, bringing its intricate variations and arpeggios, originally written for violin, into the world of classical guitar.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@vishcomical Are you suar?

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@srushtispace Get well soon. Gargling with salt water helps with quick recovery. And steam

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arshia_kath You are so beautiful. Have you considered Bollywood?

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@Bengalururain Why it is still hot though? Even single spell of rain used to cool down the weather considerably. @grok what is causing this phenomenon in blr?

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@nikunj Good thing about AI is, it has given the VCs who never had the brains or capability to do the programming before, the confidence, to call vibe coding as doing programming. Most of these are former PMs and POs who wanted to be treated same as engineers but were treated as stepsons

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@signulll This guy sees twitter from a POV of an asshole. Has to critique everything. Who the fuck cares about volume folume nonsense. Normal people see it as town square of the world as @elonmusk intended. People have met their life, business partners here. It's abstraction of real world

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@ThatsAarthi Original purpose of this job security was to protect bureaucrats from political whims, as politicians were considered be more corruption prone. Hence only suspend, can't remove clause was added. Can't change this law now, protests would be 10 times larger than farmers protest.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arnav__patil Not unless you have to go to office everyday. Everyone I know has 3 days in office rule. You can easily manage. But try staying in low AQI places or gated societies. I could talk for hours on this topic. But please do research on why.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arnav__patil @Nithin0dha has even gone in record multiple times, saying how real estate should be directly linked with AQI, instead of crowded and polluted dirty places like ORR commanding premium price for no reason.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arnav__patil This is a bad advice. People will realize it later how staying in low AQI area impacts your overall health. Good if your office is already in one. If you are staying in high AQI places like Bellandur or Marathahalli, pls do yourself a favour and move out. Commute if required.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arnav__patil @Nithin0dha has even gone in record multiple times, saying how real estate should be directly linked with AQI, instead of crowded and polluted dirty places like ORR commanding premium price for no reason.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@arnav__patil This is a bad advice. People will realize it later how staying in low AQI area impacts your overall health. Good if your office is already in one. If you are staying in high AQI places like Bellandur or Marathahalli, pls do yourself a favour and move out. Commute if required.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@Cauliflower1007 Mamaji ek number ka bkl hai. Wo laadli bund yojna issi mc me start kari thi. Pure desh mein phir sab ganduone ne ye chutiyap start kiya issko dekhke.

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@bwarrn I bet it'd be that mf @sama. He did this with OpenClaw & is always willing to show dick to Dario.

[Kun Chen @kunchenguid]

“Jev can chat too”

[Jason Welder @api_mechanic]

@elonmusk Also the mf who came up with the idea of replacing 'main' branch in git instead of 'master'. Because master was not PC and was name after slave trade. @grok who was that asshole who did this?