Api

the void needs my thoughts

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[Api @apiindeed]

If you're tall and white...unless you're like otherworldly levels of ugly...there is literally no excuse for you being single

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

women are fully aware of what they're doing to you btw. that woman knows she's hurting you, she just doesn't gaf.

[Api @apiindeed]

I HATE MYSELF

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Ronaldo is for the real niggas

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Ronaldo scored

[Roshn Saudi League @SPL_EN]

Ronaldo is HIM.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Cristiano Ronaldo

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[SNEAKO @sneako]

We never doubted it. Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest player to ever grace the pitch.

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘Portugal should bench Cristiano Ronaldo.’ 😂

[💰 @criminaldo_]

Argentina is genuinely the most disgusting team ever. Always fighting and cheating.

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

Messi is a great player can’t deny that but there is so much favoritism towards him and that’s one of the reasons we choose Ronaldo because he had to attain his own greatness despite enormous odds & adversity

[Api @apiindeed]

Argentina games are just rage bait...

Best to avoid watching them for your mental health

[Kira 🇰🇵 @Kiratsuki01]

@ciaozoomer Why does every man have to be gym maxed now to get a mid? It wasn't always like this.

[a good friend 🙂🐬💛 @jigglylove8]

the consequences of taking adults seriously and not knowing they are retаrded and evil since 9 yo

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

he later blows his shii smoove off at ripe age of 27

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

A lot of men are like this because they were ugly as kids and grew up as social outcasts. Even after self improvement they’re too socially maladjusted to talk to girls because of their school days. This doesn’t mean the man is abusive. Abusive men get girlfriends rather easily.