Andy

Marketing and tech guy. UEFA qualified football coach.

[Andy @apirie]

@ClaireCoutinho @KemiBadenoch @drcarolinej Shocking. Labour literally voting for the abuse of children.

[Andy @apirie]

#itfc fans are funny. Polarising views on GON. “Ashton’s an idiot” etc. How many managers have you appointed lads?!

[Andy @apirie]

The Bosnia guy electing to take a short corner when Dzeko is in the box should be sent home. Unforgivable 😂 #SUIBIH

[Andy @apirie]

@MrFooty12 Borrow somebody’s phone 🤫😂

[Andy @apirie]

@Councillorsuzie Probably not lying on that one…perhaps she was still trying to raise him.

[Andy @apirie]

Let’s face it, the clues were there. Huge pressure from all on KM last season, especially with the slow burn season. That weighed heavy and that was clear. The pre bus speech sounded like a “look after this place” message. Thank you for just getting it [and us] Kieran.

[Andy @apirie]

@IpswichTown Thank you for some unbelievable memories Kieran…and thank you for helping me fall back in love with my club 💙💙

[Andy @apirie]

The squad numbers are bad enough…but since when do we announce teams in number order not position? 🤢

[England @England]

Your #ThreeLions for the first time this summer! 👀

[Andy @apirie]

@Katie_Lam_MP @Dominic2306 You may need to dumb it down much further for anyone in Downing Street to understand @Katie_Lam_MP

[Andy @apirie]

Not even surprised…

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

PAT MCFADDEN: EVERY MEETING I HAVE IS "WHO CAN WE TAX IN ORDER TO PAY BENEFITS TO OTHERS"

[Andy @apirie]

We wont see much cramp in extra time…the arsenal have ensured the ball has only been in play for about 20 minutes #AFC #PSG

[Andy @apirie]

@Ed_Miliband Unprecedented levels of moronic incompetency 🤡

[Andy @apirie]

I wonder if Southampton shared their “intel’” with Hull 😂

[Andy @apirie]

😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[Andy @apirie]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Labour Party.

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

Commenting on today’s public sector finances figures, ONS Chief Economist Grant Fitzner said ⬇️

[Andy @apirie]

Villa’s set plays are different level 🔥🔥 #avfc

[Andy @apirie]

Utter woke nonsense (but funny)

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Andy @apirie]

Really hope Burnley score. Arsenal are so dull.

[Andy @apirie]

@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Absolutely masterful 👏

[Andy @apirie]

@SkyNews Come on Charlie boy, dissolve parliament please