You only told half the story; let me tell you the whole truth.
I come from a land where Princesses Parimal Devi and Surya Devi were sold to the Caliph of Baghdad.
I belong to a nation where religious education is permitted for the minority, but restricted for the majority.
I come from a land where cinema depicts the desecration of a Brahmin's sacred thread (Shikha).
I belong to a country that has the Waqf Board and Muslim Personal Law Board for minorities, but nothing for the majority.
I come from a land where the deity of the majority was forced to reside in a tent, while the minority was provided with Haj subsidies.
I come from a nation where movies label the culture of the majority as 'propaganda.'
I come from a land where the Kashmiri genocide is dismissed as propaganda, while the Gujarat riots are presented as the sole reality.
I come from a country where slogans like 'Brahmins and Baniyas, Leave India' echo in universities.
I come from a land where deserving students sit idle, while others secure jobs solely through the crutches of reservation.
Arise and awake! The country was already partitioned in the name of religion in 1947.
Indian media still doesn’t get it and likely never will. They’re broadcasting everything: Jet locations, intercepted intel. Who needs to know all this? Show something useful, or just shut it.
Ban all comedians in India. We already have a system that does the comedy for us.
This only proves that if the authorities truly wanted to take strict action against real crimes, they could. They just don’t care.
I don’t support Apurva but you should know that the language she used is very commonly used by men in daily life.. sometimes even worse. Now don’t come saying, ‘The men in our family don’t do this,’ etc.
Using her picture and outraging only against her is hypocrisy. Sit down now, one day you’ll get picked too.
If I were Rahul Gandhi, I’d have handed over the party to actual professionals.
Booked a one-way ticket out of India faster than my next speech could get trolled.
Maybe a remote island with no WiFi just me and the sweet relief of never having to say chowkidar chor hai again.