Adm. Farragut

April - 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

@ClwnPrncCharlie Catholicism has its problems, but this isn’t one of them.

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

@thecreasedive Great move. Good guy, local guy.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Timeout

Since when do we just swear in family members to the United States Senate willy nilly?

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Our Founding Fathers would be so proud!!!!

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

@ClayTravis

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

OH MY LINDSEY GRAHAM

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Lindsay grahams funeral is about to be a Grindr hotspot

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

lindsey graham deathmogging mitch mcconnell

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

A wild stat… France has more wins at Gillette Stadium this World Cup than the Jets do since 2011.

That number is 2. The Jets are 1-14.

The Jets play at Gillette once a year 💀

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

@thecreasedive @PremierLacrosse @PaulRabil Imagine the ref’s explanation to the crowd? “Ruling on the field is overturned: 22 white did something sick - good goal!”

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

@mnestler40 @CoachDAnnolfo Real ones know that @TuftsLacrosse has been, is, and always will be an elite lax institution.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The Pentagon has released a fourth batch of UFO documents and videos, including what officials describe as the clearest footage yet—showing a large two-tiered object captured by an infrared sensor aboard a U.S. military platform in 2020.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Adm. Farragut @apnducvs]

I love this app.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!