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Lowdown & takedown on world affairs with a sweet tooth for autocratic megalomaniacs, cranky zealots and befuddling ideologues

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A historic meeting took place in Singapore yesterday between two of the world's leading coiffures. #TrumpKimSummit #DonaldTrump #KimJongUn #TrumpKimSummit #TrumpKim #TrumpKimMeeting #SingaporeSummit

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@9GAG A historic meeting between two of the world's leading coiffures.

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@LateNightSeth A historic meeting between two of the world's leading coiffures.

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@billmaher A historic meeting between two of the world's leading coiffures.

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@TheDailyShow A historic meeting between two of the world's leading coiffures.

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@TheDailyShow Make Mordor Great Again!

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@VICE Make Mordor Great Again!

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@NewYorker @frynaomifry Make Mordor Great Again!

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@nowthisnews Make Mordor Great Again!

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Make Mordor Great Again!
In a highly anticipated meeting at the White House, Twitter-happy president #DonaldTrump met with Instagram-queen #KimKardashian to discuss social media strategies for follower retention, world domination and product placement. #MAGA #KanyeWest

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"Forget about the stupid Paris Agreement & that crooked Iran deal (WORST DEAL EVER!) they're for LOSERS! So is NATO, NAFTA, the UN, & books. I'm pulling you out of them too! U R joining the Mar-a-Lago Knitting Club instead!" #IranDeal #IranDealWithdrawl #TrumpIran #trump

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Although he was explicitly told not to congratulate Putin for his landslide victory, President Trump couldn't help himself, though not so much out of camaraderie but more as a friendly reminder of his own alpha dog stature. #RussiaElections2018 #TrumpRussia #DonaldTrump

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It's a well known (alternative) fact that Trump is a great negotiator, so when it came to draining the swamp, a much tooted promise of his campaign, he got in touch with someone who has first hand knowledge about swamps. #SarahHuckabeeSanders #DrainTheSwamp #TrumpTreason

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"Sure Ivanka darling, I can give you a pair of balls to defy your father but in exchange you'll have to shut the f*ck up about how much you care about women's issues. Also you'll have to give up Jared, I need a pool-boy." #IvankaTrump #Ivanka #ursula #Complicit

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@TheDailyShow In his first State of the Uniom (sic), Trump pleased both GOP kingpins (ruthless figures of no compassion who want their conservative agenda to prevail at all costs) and his base (white males of no great intelligence who feel entitled to privilege), as seen in this pic. #SOTU

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@FullFrontalSamB In his first State of the Uniom (sic), Trump pleased both GOP kingpins (ruthless figures of no compassion who want their conservative agenda to prevail at all costs) and his base (white males of no great intelligence who feel entitled to privilege). #SOTU

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@thehill In his first State of the Uniom (sic), Trump pleased both GOP kingpins (ruthless figures of no compassion who want their conservative agenda to prevail at all costs) and his base (white males of no great intelligence who feel entitled to privilege). #SOTU

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In his first State of the Uniom (sic), Trump pleased both GOP kingpins (ruthless figures of no compassion who want their conservative agenda to prevail at all costs) and his base (white males of no great intelligence who feel entitled to privilege). #SOTU #TrumpSOTU

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@ditzkoff Also, "BEST Oval office decor EVER!!!" according to Trump.

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@MEPFuller Also, "BEST Oval office decor EVER!!!" according to Trump.