Serak the Preparer

I work in baseball + fruit updates

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@MattMonagan It's got nothing to do with sweat

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress

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@somuchsilence Man I thought this was Karoline Leavitt lol

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@mike_petriello I literally sit across the desk from you

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@EvanRobertsWFAN 2025 is not even remotely close to 2007. The 2025 Mets haven't been an elite team since June, this isn't a surprise.

[Metallica @Metallica]

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@JakeEisenberg_ @elizmuratore Daly hive rise up. I was at Schreiber by then though lol

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@mollyburkhardt Fireable! It won't be the same without you.

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@MattMonagan Not to mention the hardworking homepage editors who bravely added it to the homepage. smh

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

HAPPPY HALLOWEEN!!! May all your dreams be nightmares!

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Chat Pile- Cool World (2024)

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@SportsAngle the 4 row is objectively superior to 5 row, which is weird

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@mjchiusano @scottchiusano source?

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@mattcohen it'll be OK Coco

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@ditzkoff Arguably the best thing The Simpsons ever did

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

James Earl Jones performs "The Raven" (with help from Bart and Homer) on The Simpsons. #RIP https://t.co/XFaCwvRGYY

[Molls @mollyburkhardt]

Have you ever wondered why some pitchers grunt? Whether grunting came natural or if it was something they had to think about?

I asked some of MLB’s (loudest) grunters, including Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan, to find out what goes into grunting:

https://t.co/U0fdUbXjET

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ok i actually like tonight's theme

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 5 Episode 10