YOLO Truglio

American aquarium drinker

[YOLO Truglio @apocalypse_yes]

I don't keep up with trends. Can someone tell me if cameltoe is back in style yet?

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[shulman @shvlman]

fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about being on a sucky boat trip with your drunk grandpa and the cook throws away all your grits and eats up all your corn

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

[YOLO Truglio @apocalypse_yes]

Speed dating while @majorrichboy is in the bathroom. I love a strong silent type.

[YOLO Truglio @apocalypse_yes]

(I have waited 2 months)

[YOLO Truglio @apocalypse_yes]

Finally get to see my team get rings.

[truthmaster @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Insane to let Larry David sit court side at such an important game after what he did to Shaq

[Andrew Gillespie @andrewg5000]

If only a young, perceptive, recently Oscar-nominated movie star had warned people of the dangers of turning movies into unattainable elite events like other art forms like ballet and opera are now

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

Me and the boys ready for tomorrow…

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

It’s his time.

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Wow. What an incredible day of cheating on my husband. Now for the best part - leaving all the clues on social media

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Straight to jail.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
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