Post-Apocalyptic Surfer

Shred the peak- in the end there will be swell.

[Post-Apocalyptic Surfer @apocalypsurfer]

Bernie was right.

Still is.

That is all.

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@MASSExpedition @MussoliniOfBoob @Tourgen @JoelSalatin @RepThomasMassie My prediction: they try a little bit, run into a private equity buzzsaw and retreat to race baiting et.

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@MASSExpedition @MussoliniOfBoob @Tourgen @JoelSalatin @RepThomasMassie I am enjoying the glib and irrational exuberance of the MAGA crowd today. Dog caught the car, and I expect the same results as last time (500k avoidable deaths, leading to historical inflation and unemployment).

But I will absolutely tip my cap if this all comes to pass!

[Post-Apocalyptic Surfer @apocalypsurfer]

@keithedwards We have to preserve our essential fluids…

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@DrFarazHarsini Vegans love this one trick (ordering Ethipian takeout).

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@ElieSloane22156 @SymoneBeez @jasienichelle Well y’all were a little late to democracy and remain subjects of (checks notes) King Charles the Weird, brother of the pederast formerly known as Prince Andrew.

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@SymoneBeez Fascisti

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@GhostBayAreaBob He’s no Kap. Just a another fascist meatbag.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Dr. Seuss knew what was up.

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@Shotbyahorse @davidsirota Can they hear themselves when they talk like this and not care, or do they actually think this stuff is cool?

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@johnpgatta @davidsirota Tell me you’ve missed the zeitgeist for a decade without telling me you’ve missed the zeitgeist for a decade.

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@AndyKroll Oh

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@realonx1 @offbeatorbit

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@MikeSington Oh dear.

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@SamSeder @SenFettermanPA Well there’s that.

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@nypost Owning himself to own the libs and only succeeding at the former.

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@nicksortor Me, a vegan: this is performative bs.

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@CampbellNewman Plato’s Republic covers the subject, and is still valid. A society should care for its children, above and beyond an individual family’s interest in caring for its own children. And this is born out by history since that was written. #TheMoreYouKnow

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@ChrisPainterYup @pabloantonio People who parachuted in and out, sure.

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