Robyn Harvey

I saw the best memes of my generation destroyed by madness (she/her)

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

There's currently no water in my building. Bathing in Diet Coke, like a millennial Cleopatra 💅

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

Referring to the poem that Corbyn cited as "Vogon poetry!!" and comparing any political event to Harry Potter ("Jan 6 was just like when the dementors took over Hogwa-!" no.) are the same vibes, and I can't explain why.

[The Marshall McLuhan LP @fireh9lly]

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is such a fascinating book/play/game/etc but seeing all the bluesers cry-laugh-emojiing "Vogons!!!!" at a Shelley poem because they think Corbyn wrote it is illustrative of the smarmy, smarter-than-you tone of the story at its worst

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

In Birmingham, school children are now identifying as Winterval 😲

[jodie c @jodcoll]

The woke teachers were in the school making kids be furries and I saw one of the furries and the furry looked at me

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

This is the thing I am most excited about today, second to going to the Barnstaple Wimpy Burger 😃🍔

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

IT'S TODAY 🤩. Our first of 3 shows at the Golden Lion Tap, 9:30 for @TheatreFestND. Come along and bear witness to an hour-long overshare, guaranteed to make you feel better about your own shortcomings. Not a musical. VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷. Just trois jours until our first of 3 @TheatreFestND shows at the Golden Lion Tap! There will be JOKES! There will be.. some FRENCH*! There will be music**?

*Very little
**No, it's not a musical

Definitely très laughs though 😃

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

Just CINQ JOURS until the first of our 3 shows at @TheatreFestND at the Golden Lion Tap 🤩. Ft @DFComedian (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '22 Best MC), @doubtbeat (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '22 Best New Act) and @ApocEllipses (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '21 Best New Act).

[Nicky Holmes @NickySherlockH]

@F2M_UK Would F2M like to explain themselves, penalising my husband who has leased for over 12 years always handing vans back in immaculate condition. Being asked to pay £414.49 for a tiny hardly visible scratch. We have 2 disabled children. Cost of living crisis. Disgusting.

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

Just over a week until our first show at @TheatreFestND 🤩. @doubtbeat, @DFComedian and @ApocEllipses ruminate on the cost of living through their 20s. La révolution will be thearised! Tix: https://t.co/mC6119TODI, 23, 24 & 25 June

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

Un petit sneak peak of LAME Miserables! @TheatreFestND at Golden Lion Tap 23, 24 & 25 June. Tickets: https://t.co/mC6119TODI. VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

The Lame Miserables are BACK AGAIN!
We are performing 3 glorious shows at @TheatreFestND in Barnstaple on Fri 23rd, Sat 24th and Sun 25th June. Tix and details are here: https://t.co/X4b9DPgOBV

VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

Mon dieu! It's only ONE DAY until @DFComedian, @ApocEllipses and @doubtbeat bring their show to @LeicsComedyFest!

10pm, upstairs at Kayal for @latestagecomedy & @NCFComedy

VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷

#lcf30

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

ONE WEEK TO GO until we bring Lame Miserables to @LeicsComedyFest! Fri 24t Feb, 10pm at @kayalrestaurant for @latestagecomedy / @NCFComedy. Tickets: https://t.co/QPW1u9euWC

VIVE LE DESTITUTION!

[Mary Flanigan @ourladyofFlan]

About three days ago I remembered something very important. This show!
I have thrown things together last minute before, but this may well be my most thrown together last minute thing YET.
This Saturday 4pm Manhattan 34
https://t.co/Nr89ODVw14

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

Only 18 days left!! Fri 24 Feb, 10pm at Kayal #lcf30 #viveledestitution #notamusical

[Lame Miserables at Fringe TheatreFest @LameMiserables]

Three 30-something Midlands comics reflect on the cost of living... through their 20s. Dave Flynn, Robyn Harvey and Lin Smith consider their failed attempts at self-improvement and successful attempts at self-destruction at @LeicsComedyFest

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

@BierCompany where is my order, #187939? I ordered it 10 days ago for next day delivery. Then, when it didn't arrive I was told that you had switched couriers but it would be dispatched on Thurs for Fri. Still nothing, not even a tracking number.

[Robyn Harvey @ApocEllipses]

We're such proud parents omg 🥲 @ThomHodkinson

[Eric Rushton @ericrushton96]

Like and retweet but not worries if not x